> Subject: colonoscopies
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> A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients that were
> made while he was performing colonoscopies:
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> 1. "Take it easy, Doc! You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
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> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
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> 3. "Can you hear me NOW?!!"
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> 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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> 5. "You know, in Arkansas....we're now legally married."
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> 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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> 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out....you do the
> Hokey Pokey....and yeeow!"
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> 8. "Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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> 9. "Remember, if your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
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> 10.. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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> And THE best one:
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> 11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
> in fact, up there?"
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DARLING DIVA