Weirdest song

[mranderson]

What is the weirdest song you have heard? By lyrics. It can be a recitation (as they call it in the country music industry a "talkin' song") or a regular one.

For me it would be "Looking out my back door." By CCR. My idol John Fogerty must have been a little juiced when he wrote that one. My favorite by them, but strange lyrics.

[MadMonk]

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven. I've never really understood that song. Its great music though.

[windowphobe]

I defy anyone to outweird "Paralyzed" by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy.

[Curt]

"There comming to take me away haha", by Dr. Demento

[karlanee]

MMM MMM MMM MMM by Crash Test Dummies

Half (or more) of the songs by Pink Floyd makes no sense unless you are stoned or drunk.

[Karried]

Stairway to Heaven, one of my all time favorites -

I thought a song that was so weird was " Mama's got a squeeze box on her chest" !! ??? What the heck does that mean or do I want to know?? Maybe I don't even have the lyrics right but that's what I always belt out ... in and out, in and out... lol



Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

[mranderson]

"There comming to take me away haha", by Dr. Demento

The resitation was recorded by an artiest billing himself as Napoleon XIV. It was only FEATURED on Dr. Demento.

[fromdust]

nirvana. some of the lyrics.... hmmm. from heart-shaped box. "meat -eating orchids forgive no one just yet
cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
broken hymen of your highness i'm left black
throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back" what???

[Curt]

The resitation was recorded by an artiest billing himself as Napoleon XIV. It was only FEATURED on Dr. Demento.

My bad...my c.d say Dr.Demento.

[Curt]

Stairway to Heaven, one of my all time favorites -

I thought a song that was so weird was " Mama's got a squeeze box on her chest" !! ??? What the heck does that mean or do I want to know?? Maybe I don't even have the lyrics right but that's what I always belt out ... in and out, in and out... lol



Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

I could be wrong...but would it be she played an acordian?
Either way it can be taken another way...

[Midtowner]

Anything on Pink Floyd's "Atom Heart Mother" album.

[dirtrider73068]

That song is called squeeze box by I think the guess who or the who.
I think the wierd one is whole lotta love by zepplin.



QUOTE=Karried]Stairway to Heaven, one of my all time favorites -

I thought a song that was so weird was " Mama's got a squeeze box on her chest" !! ??? What the heck does that mean or do I want to know?? Maybe I don't even have the lyrics right but that's what I always belt out ... in and out, in and out... lol



Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night[/QUOTE]

[Midtowner]

Squeaze box = breasts

Music all night = loud sex.

[Jack]

The Christmas Song, "A Wonderful Christmas Time."

[Karried]

Squeeze box = breasts

Music all night = loud sex.

That's exactly what I thought - as a child I was grossed out by that song - I think I still am!

[fromdust]

That's exactly what I thought - as a child I was grossed out by that song - I think I still am!

not trying to be offensive, but i can think of another thing that a squeeze box could refer to..... i'll leave it at that.

[Karried]

LOL ! That song has many a deep meaning doesn't it?

[Jack]

La La La La La Bambi!

[Curt]

not trying to be offensive, but i can think of another thing that a squeeze box could refer to..... i'll leave it at that.

Could you please explain?

[fromdust]

it could be breasts, but the lyrics say she is wearing it on her chest. but my explination probably isnt better. when you countinue with the song it talks about her squeezen and teasen and all sorts of stuff. daddy cant sleep at night. so this is what i got from it. squeeze box.. take a dive to the south of th breasts, this area is sometimes refered to as the love BOX, and she can squeeze this to make it feel really good. ok, thats what i got from it. maybe i was thinking about it too much.

[Curt]

I was only kidding , I knew what you meant.

[fromdust]

I was only kidding , I knew what you meant.

and now i feel stupid for not picking up on that.

[Curt]

and now i feel stupid for not picking up on that.

Welcome to my world

[citizenkane]

Ella Guru by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band.

[windowphobe]

Fast and bulbous, tight also.