Woke Up Post-Circumcision With No *****

[kelroy55]

An Alabama man who went in to a hospital for a circumcision awoke after surgery to find his ***** had been amputated, his lawyer said on Thursday. Johnny Lee Banks Jr., 56, said in a lawsuit filed in state court earlier this week that no one at the Princeton Baptist Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama, had told him why it had been necessary to remove his *****.

"My client is devastated," said Banks' attorney John Graves. Banks, who is married and does not work due to a disability, did not recall the precise date of the incident but believed it occurred in June, his attorney said. A spokeswoman for the hospital's parent company said in a statement that Banks' allegations were without merit. "We intend to defend all counts aggressively," said Kate DeWitt Darden, spokeswoman for Baptist Health System. The lawsuit does not specify a monetary value of the damages. The hospital, the Simon-Williamson Clinic, Urology Centers of Alabama and two doctors are named as defendants in the lawsuit, according to Graves. Representatives for the Simon-Williamson Clinic and the Urology Centers of Alabama did not immediately respond to requests for comment.


http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/...awsuit-n164641


Ya know, if I woke up without my ***** I would remember when it happened.

edit.... I can't believe the word pe_nis has been censored out.

[MadMonk]

Yeah, how do you forget that day?

[Bunty]

He should have gotten a second opinion

[trousers]

What makes you decide at age 56 that you need some trim work done?

[Martin]

What makes you decide at age 56 that you need some trim work done?

i'm 99 years old and you want me to do WHAT? -M

[Dennis Heaton]

His first clue that something "could" go wrong was when his Surgeon, Lorena Bobbitt, explained the procedure to him beforehand.

[rezman]

He should have obtained a sharpie marker and wrote upon himself ... "Do Not Cut Below The Dotted Line"

Or, maybe the nurse did and the doctor was just standing on the wrong side of the table.

[kevinpate]

Perhaps he did, but failed to take into account just how chilly operating rooms can become.

[HangryHippo]

Perhaps he shouldn't have treated it like a barbershop visit. "Just a little off the top, please."

[rezman]

Did anyone check to see if his driver license was marked " Organ Donor"?

[White Peacock]

He should have gotten a second opinion

"Huh, yes, I'll have to concur with the previous doctor; you have no dick."

[Mel]

Johnny's angry quarter inch.

[Martin]

"Huh, yes, I'll have to concur with the previous doctor; you have no dick."

[Mel]

Classic scene from a classic movie.

[Mel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrygAv93Ick

[Dennis Heaton]

"Huh, yes, I'll have to concur with the previous doctor; you have no dick."

That sure answered the question I had on my mind about the censoring, but I was gonna write, "Richard."

[Dennis Heaton]

Did anyone check to see if his driver license was marked " Organ Donor"?

[OKCDrummer77]

He should have used more foreskin ... er, foresight when planning this operation.

Sounds like he really got shafted by this doctor.

[rezman]

Ok ok... On the serious side, you have to wonder how this can happen. Like me, I'm sure most men cross their legs and shift in their seat at the thought of loosing their manhood. When I would go get lumbar spinal injections on my back, they always marked the area for the proceedure on the correct side and double checked with me and then doctor would also double check. So how in the world can they mess this up?. I have read about, or seen several stories on TV of men going in for a certain proceedure and coming out pemanently disfigured in this manner, and psycologically ruined.

[poe]

They do these things in Trinidad, Colorado, all the time and no one throws a fit about it.

[CuatrodeMayo]

"Likes" all around

[RadicalModerate]

Dude should have used a mohel instead of a hospital . . .

Vat? You've never heard, "Hindsight is 20/20". . ?

[rezman]

I think I saw that on 20/20...

[kevinpate]

In retrospect, the patient was compelled to conclude reading the fine print in that 100% off Groupon would have been a good idea.

[Jeepnokc]

In retrospect, the patient was compelled to conclude reading the fine print in that 100% off Groupon would have been a good idea.

Easy for all of us to joke about....none of us had skin in the game