You know you're a redneck when...

[Plutonic Panda]

Red neck repairs and solutions

[Larry OKC]

Thanks for the smile

[Mel]

That was some funny stuff. Can't say that I have not seen stuff like that though.

[Plutonic Panda]

No problem! I have more pictures of some crazy "repairs", but they are on email. I'll have to save the picture and upload them to Flickr

[Mel]

All I have to do is drive around and see it. Oklahoma has to be a big consumer of duct tape. After a bad storm it is ok of course.

[Dennis Heaton]

[PennyQuilts]

Ingenuity!

[Dennis Heaton]

[kevinpate]

If you can read a you might be a redneck list and the names of one or more friends pop into
your noggin for each item ... there ain't no might abouts it. Yer a redneck.


IB1

[Dennis Heaton]

Ingenuity!

LOL! That ain't no redneck word!

[Dustin]

That's not redneck, that's ghetto!

[Dennis Heaton]

"You might be a Redneck IF your child's first words were, "Attention K-Mart shoppers."

You Might Be A Redneck

[Just the facts]

You might be a redneck if calling your wife at work costs $2.99/minute.

[Dennis Heaton]

[RadicalModerate]

Redneck Stage Center
(formerly known as The Mummers . . . and The Pappers)

[Just the facts]

^That was for when Mummers took their productions on the road.

[Dennis Heaton]

Holy Crap!! Or as a Redneck would say...Holy Crap!

[bchris02]

If you propose to your girlfriend at the Olive Garden because you think it's a fancy restaurant.

Yes, I have known that to happen many times.

[Dennis Heaton]

If you walk with your kids to school because you are in the same grade...

[Just the facts]

Q: Where was the toothbrush invented?
A: Arkansas, because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.

You might be a redneck if your town has Guber instead of Uber. (I made that joke up the other night).

[dcsooner]

You live in Oklahoma

[RadicalModerate]

Guber and Uber . . . heh, heh, heh. (still chuckling). =)

[kevinpate]

And, if you spell Goober as Guber, you might be an urbanist, or perhaps a uberist.

[RadicalModerate]

Is the leader of a German Redneck Clan called a GuberUberFuehrer?

[Just the facts]

And, if you spell Goober as Guber, you might be an urbanist, or perhaps a uberist.

I actually looked up the proper spelling and found that Goober is a person's name or term of endearment and Guber is a dumb-***. I went for the word play and dumb-***.