Weather Emergency (or not)

[RadicalModerate]

This just in from K-Four:
Velveeta Shortage just over the virtual SuperBowl Horizon.
(be sure to stock up now)

(and from the weather team): misty.

[BBatesokc]

Sounds like a phenomenal marketing ploy! Nothing sells like the thought of not being able to buy it (even though you probably wouldn't have to begin with).

[ctchandler]

I was thinking of "scalping" my fresh box of Velveeta, who wants to start the bidding? It is new, in the box, pictures available on request. The reserve is $20.
C. T.

[BBatesokc]

I was thinking of "scalping" my fresh box of Velveeta, who wants to start the bidding? It is new, in the box, pictures available on request. The reserve is $20.
C. T.

I'll trade you a case of Twinkies and 2 Cabbage patch dolls.

[ctchandler]

BBatesokc,
Done! Folks the Auction is over (unless of course you want to offer more Twinkies!).
C. T.

I'll trade you a case of Twinkies and 2 Cabbage patch dolls.

[RadicalModerate]

Queso ain't Queso wifout Velveeta.
(?de versa?)

This just in: Consumers Struggle over the last remaining bags of tortilla chips!
Argue over the pronunciation of jalapenos. and the tilde-ing thereof.

Little Debbie reserves judgment.
Sara Lee has no comment.

NewZ4 Non-Plussed.

[Mel]

Hard to beat Velveeta and a can of Rotel heated up together.

[Spartan]

Velveeta is disgusting. Pretty much anything that's meant to be nuked is.

[ljbab728]

Velveeta is disgusting. Pretty much anything that's meant to be nuked is.

It's yum in the right things, Spartan. Don't be such a food snob. I have a full box that I'll let go for $100.

[BBatesokc]

Love me some Velveeta. Makes the best queso, man & cheese and grilled cheeses!

[Prunepicker]

Love me some Velveeta. Makes the best queso, man & cheese and grilled
cheeses!

Your are soooooo right. My fave queso is one pound of my favorite cooked
sausage, a box of Velveeta and a can of Ro-Tel. Hey, can of Ranch Beans
or beans with jalapeno's in the mix is always appreciated.

I'm glad you brought it up.

When it comes to a good grill cheese I like to spread a thick layer of
peanut butter (at least an 1/8 of an inch) on both sides of marbled rye and
serve it with a bowl of Tomato Basil soup.

Talk about a Heavenly meal.

[Prunepicker]

Before I forget, a baked potato with all the trimmings is awesome if you
include two or three tablespoons of peanut butter on it. Think of Peanut
Butter as a condiment and not something that only goes with jelly.

Peanut Butter makes everything better. Try it on a medium rare Rib Eye.

Seriously. Spread it on a cheeseburger, a pizza, a grilled cheese samich,
a burrito, a ham sandwich, any sandwich, Mexican food, lasagna, spaghetti,
macaroni & cheese. A baloney and cheese samich!

ANYTHING! Peanut Butter will make it better.