Most women prefer chocolate to sex

[PUGalicious]

In another blow to the male ego...

(Sky News) Most women would rather eat chocolate than have sex - because chocolate "never disappoints", it has been claimed.

A poll by Cadbury revealed that while nearly nine in ten men would shun the sweet stuff in favour of something more saucy between the sheets, 52% of women would prefer to tuck into the sugary treat.

It quizzed more than 1,500 UK adults, and quoted one fan as saying that chocolate provides "guaranteed pleasure... Chocolate never disappoints". Both men (57%) and women (66%) were aware that chocolate enhanced their mood.

The chocolate manufacturer highlighted research from the University of Wales, Swansea, into links between chocolate and endorphins, mood-enhancing chemicals which produce feelings of pleasure.

That's one reason why my wife and I eat chocolate while — oops, too much information...

[Oh GAWD the Smell!]

This is why the UK has zero population growth as well as bad teeth.

[MadMonk]

Poll by Cadbury? For balance maybe we should see a poll sponsered by the makers of Viagra.

[Oh GAWD the Smell!]

Poll by Cadbury? For balance maybe we should see a poll sponsered by the makers of Viagra.

Viagra may supply the beam, but for the "balance", we'll be needing the makers of Paxil.

[CuatrodeMayo]

All of a sudden married life becomes clear...It's about the chocolate.

I'm depressed now.

[MadMonk]

All of a sudden married life becomes clear...It's about the chocolate.

I'm depressed now.

Have some chocolate, you'll feel better.

[Martin]

wow. snickers really does satisfy!

-M

[CuatrodeMayo]

"Not gettin' any in a while, grab a Snickers!"

[OkieKAS]

Did someone offer CHOCOLATE!?!?

Gimme Gimme Gimme..........