In this thread, we insult other peoples' parents.

**Midtowner** · 01-07-2005, 08:40 PM

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

**El Gato Pollo Loco!!!** · 01-08-2005, 10:45 PM

yo' momma armpits so hairy that she look like she got Buckweat in a headlock!

**mranderson** · 01-08-2005, 11:13 PM

Yo' momma is so big, she has to use the Pacific Ocean for a bath tub.

MasterWolf · 01-09-2005, 12:59 AM

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

**mranderson** · 01-09-2005, 08:45 AM

Yo' momma is so fat, when she sits down, the Earth goes flat.

MasterWolf · 01-09-2005, 02:36 PM

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

**El Gato Pollo Loco!!!** · 01-10-2005, 12:05 AM

Yo Momma sooo big, they gave her her own zip code!

MasterWolf · 01-17-2005, 01:00 AM

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

MasterWolf · 01-17-2005, 01:00 AM

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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