You know you're a redneck when...

[RadicalModerate]

You may be a redneck if you know that goober is another word for peanut.
You are a redneck if you only know the word goober for those things you drop in your RC Cola to add some crunch.

[OKCDrummer77]

You may be a redneck if you know that goober is another word for peanut.
You are a redneck if you only know the word goober for those things you drop in your RC Cola to add some crunch.

That might explain the "Goober Grape" product (peanut butter and jelly in the same jar).

[RadicalModerate]

That might explain the "Goober Grape" product (peanut butter and jelly in the same jar).

The OTHER "Goober Grape" . . . 7 out of 10 Redneck Goobers recommend it.


Put a straw hat and some overalls on this guy and he could have done a TV spot for Goober Grape.

[Plutonic Panda]

You live in Oklahoma

Oh yessir..... There might be a slight color alteration on the back of my neck... That when viewed with a microscope, might be a little "red".... Some might like it and some might hate it.. Welcome to the f**kin show! as a wise man once said.

I agree with you though. Down here where the wind comes sweeping down the plain, there are no shortages of rednecks. YEEEHAAAAAW

[Dennis Heaton]

[Dennis Heaton]

If your kitchen floor looks like this...




You might be a redneck.

[Mel]

If you call your A-shirt a "wife-beater". I really do not like that nick name, and I have watched "Cops" for decades.