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    I have fricking swine flu and it is PISSING ME OFF. My nose hurts from the kleenex, my throat hurts and my eyes itch. And now, I have to go infect people because I have to go to court (for work). I am torn between being a walking petri dish vs. risking jail for not showing up.

    Hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer.

    I hate it when people do this to the rest of us. And now, I am one of the bad guys. I can't skip court because there are witnesses coming in from out of state (not MY witnesses) and they would rather get this damned swine flu than waste many thousands of dollars rescheduling.

    Grrrr.

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    Buy one of those masks Or a Hazmat suit.
    Still corrupting young minds

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    I'm not touching anything. I am going to tell someone else to sign the order on my behalf.

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    Did you confirm you have H1N1 via blood test?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HVAC Instructor View Post
    Did you confirm you have H1N1 via blood test?
    No, they aren't doing that in Virginia, now. There were for awhile. They've put out press releases that the regular flu isn't here so if you have the flu, you have the swine flu. I hope it is just a bad summer cold but I've got most of the flu symptoms, dang it.

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    Whether you have swine flu or not....whatever it is I hope you feel better soon. It really sucks that you cant take a few days off. Best wishes for a speed recovery!!!!!

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    Thank you WestsideSooner. I would be more of a stoic but that would be out of character.

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    FINALLY
    ECO is a WMD. lets send her out of the country and let her punished the enemies of the state.
    ECO oink... you know I had to do it.lol

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    They would be prosecuting the ones who sent me as torturers.

    Its okay, gm, I know I set myself up. Must be the fever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by East Coast Okie View Post
    No, they aren't doing that in Virginia, now. There were for awhile. They've put out press releases that the regular flu isn't here so if you have the flu, you have the swine flu. I hope it is just a bad summer cold but I've got most of the flu symptoms, dang it.
    Boy, now THAT's a scientific approach on the part of the state.

    Don't assume anything unless you get tested. There are still plenty of general-nuisance colds, sniffles, coughs, and other bugs that'll make you miserable without it having to be swine flu...

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    I don't really think it is the flu. But it sure is miserable.

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    ECO...try saline spray for your nose. It helped with my cold a few weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westsidesooner View Post


    ECO...try saline spray for your nose. It helped with my cold a few weeks ago.
    I'll do it - thanks. I am so miserable that I am making everyone around me miserable. More so than usual, even.

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    ECO...get well soon. If you're not already doing it, take a lot of Vitamin C (roughly 1000mg a day) and drink lots of orange juice. Sometimes it's the most common things we forget to do.

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    I did forget the OJ. I have been too busy concentrating on trying to breathe...

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    You feelin better yet?

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    Thank you, WSS, yes I am. I figure another week I'll be 100% and in a couple of days 95%.

    I didn't have court, today, so I went out and got a pedicure. THAT's how much better I feel! Whew! Sure feels good feeling good again.

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    Glad you feel better ECO.

    Westside, that cartoon is great!

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    Thanks, Kevin. And I agree that cartoon was hysterical. It was the only thing that brought a smile to me the day it was posted. Between sneezes.

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