HA HA!I am Snotty Apple Buns.Who are you?

[~~*DarlingDiva*~~]

Please introduce yourself to everyone with your new name.LOL
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day, here is your dose:

According to the following excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Follow the instructions to find
your new name.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = zippy
n = pinky
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now
SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children
laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your life!!

DD

[mranderson]

OK. Here it goes...

Lumpy Rhinotush.

[Karried]

Well...... not sure what this means but here goes.... Loopy Girdle Chunks ---------- uh oh, does this mean cellulite??

Loopy, girdle and chunks in the same sentence equals a drunk overweight chick in a girdle, not sure that's the picture I want to paint!!

It was fun though!

[MasterWolf]

Ok. My new name is

Tulefel Applebuns

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

Pinky Liversniffer....ewwwww....

[Keith]

I am goober bubble fanny.......At least I am not a liversniffer.

[Underling]

Cheeseball Girdlebuns

Don't think I care for that name...

[mom2des_n_nate]

Can you say Pinky Gizzardbreath LOL how funny...


Makes my kids Snotty Gizzardbreath and Tuleful Gizzardbreath thats...

[Patrick]

Tulefel Bubblechunks

[workman45]

Squeezit Applebutt

[MadMonk]

Just found this. LOL!

I'm "Buttercup Gizzardpants". I'll have to inform Mrs. Gizzardpants tonight.

[chrisok]

I'm Loopy Applebiscuits.
My wife is Poopsie Applebiscuits.
My son is Pinky Applebiscuits.

Loopy, Poopsie and Little Pinky.....Just your typical American family

[Karried]

This is hilarious - my kids loved this and had to give everyone we know or have ever met, their new names.

[Luke]

Flunky Apple Buns

[Karried]

I think workman45 got the best one ......