Odd Humor

[Plutonic Panda]

I have some pretty funny racial jokes but not sure if I should post them here or not. They are pretty racist and quite a bit of people don't have any balls it seems at times.

[ljbab728]

I have some pretty funny racial jokes but not sure if I should post them here or not. They are pretty racist and quite a bit of people don't have any balls it seems at times.

I think you are wise to question if they should be posted here, plupan.

[catch22]

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of
fermented goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping
through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he is a martyr."

"You must be so proud," says the other.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man," replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They
blow up so fast, don't they?"

Well that was pretty racist.

[Achilleslastand]

An Englishman, Frenchman, American and a Saudi on a plane going to the U.N. in New York when all of a sudden there's engine trouble!

The pilot says over the P.A. system that there's only one parachute onboard.

The Englishman, ever the gentleman steps up, opens the door, shouts "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" And jumps.

The Frenchman, always the effin copycat steps up, goes to the door and shouts "VIVE LA FRANCE" and jumps into the abyss.

The yank then steps up, looks out the door at the two bodies gathering speed toward the ground, takes a step back then shouts "REMEMBER 9/11" and throws the Arab out the door!

[Plutonic Panda]

Well that was pretty racist.

it was funny though....

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[Prunepicker]

Well that was pretty racist.

No it wasn't.

[RadicalModerate]

So . . . A couple of guys walk into a Used Camel Lot looking for transportation.
The salesman sizes them up, and after a couple of qualifying questions, accompanies them around to the back of the tent where stands a sort of mangy looking camel.

The guys look askance.

The salesman says, "Don't judge a camel by its cover. This is no ordinary camel. This camel understands traffic signal colors. It knows how to stop on red and go on green. And it is cheap. But smart."

The guys pay the price, get on the camel and take off from the lot.

Thirty minutes later, they come walking back.

"What's up?" the salesman inquires. "Was there a problem with the camel?"

"No, no problem with the camel," one of the guys replies. "Just like you said. When we came to the first red light, the camel stopped and when it turned green it started up again. Same thing happened at the next light and the one thereafter. At the fourth light the camel stopped on red and some dude in a car in the other lane said, "Hey! Look at those two assholes on that camel."

We got off to look, and the light turned green.

[RadicalModerate]

I'm fairly sure that this isn't the correct thread on which to post this link . . .
Yet . . . Let the chips fall where they may . . .

Quips, Quotes, and Pithy Sayings

Sometimes The Collected Wisdom of Humankind can be amusing.
Especially in terms of Its disregard.

[Mel]

Always need a bit more pith in my life. Thanks.

[Plutonic Panda]

Thought this was funny

[RadicalModerate]

Culled--and qualified--from a recent Facebook feed:
I'd try a C&P but it wouldn't do it (that is, Odd Humor) Justice:

AN ALMOST POLITICALLY CORRECT CHICKEN JOKE | Desertpeace[

[Prunepicker]

Thought this was funny

I love it! The racists, who don't want racism to
end, can't stand it.

[RadicalModerate]

I love it! The racists, who don't want racism to
end, can't stand it.

Feeding Panda Bears
Popcorn
Instead of
Bamboo
(shoots and/or leaves)
Is InHuman.
(well, ain't it?)

[Plutonic Panda]

I love it! The racists, who don't want racism to
end, can't stand it.

The only racist I see are the ones on MSNBC making race an issue.

[Plutonic Panda]

Feeding Panda Bears
Popcorn
Instead of
Bamboo
(shoots and/or leaves)
Is InHuman.
(well, ain't it?)

Not sure about Panda Bears, but Sea Bears are no laughing matter

[Plutonic Panda]

He who he who...

finish that sentence

i dare ya

[RadicalModerate]

OK . . . So how about this? =)

(these guys were, like, The Nostradamuses of stuff like this)
(weren't They?)
(I was a kid--perhaps less than 20--when I first heard this . . .
and too young to appreciate the humor =)

Of course . . . This was post Daffy/Bugs/Heckle and Jeckle/Tom Terrific and his wonder dog Manfred.

And has no connection with Sponge Bob Square Pants or Scooby Doo whatsoever.

(prior to the internet, radio was "The Theater of The Mind" . . . =)

[RadicalModerate]

Well that was pretty racist.

Would it be unfair to ask how you, Catch 22, seem to confuse 'racism' with Culturealism or other alternatives?
And doubly unfair to ask "Why?" this is So?
In any case, the word at the front of the sentence shouldn't be "Well" . . . =)

[Dennis Heaton]

It's halftime...so, I checked my FB.

[Plutonic Panda]