Originally Posted by
Uptowner
I was a regular at the HiLo from the late 90' to the 2000's before Chris Simon bought controlling interest from the other owners. Not that that was a bad thing, I just turned too square to drink 5 nights a week. I still go often but not nearly so since I quit smoking. But I've been around since the 90's and know the building well. The residences are nightmarish to put lightly. It's mostly 20x20 motel room style efficiencies and bizarre conversions of what was once the upstairs of the club and patio space. Stoney moved his jewelry shop out and Kelli, who did hair was by appointment only, I think she packed up too. Charley was ailing for a long time and the record store was hardly open. He died several months ago. Charley and Stoney were also tenants as they kept apartments in the building as crash/party pads, now empty. 2 units were held by the deep fork (in addition to what is now the grease trap gallery) as cheap rent/perks for their employees at the restaurant on western. Those again, were hotel room style efficiencies. The Deep Fork has been involved since it bought Chicas in the patio grill spaces, then moved that concept to Nichols hills plaza (where it died) and opening the defunct sidecar before Ian & Hailey of pump bar fame opened the drunken fry. The only two business doing business in that building are the drunken fry and the hilo. The apartments are scary and I don't think the owners even bothered to rent them in a long time. They just sub-let them to the commercial tenants for cheap. Most have been converted into studios and random use. The HiLo even uses one as a green room for bands.
The duplex to the east has pretty much been a flop house for 20 years. I knew several people who leased there. I remember the rent being something like $350 in 2005. The house on the corner lot was even worse. Also owned by red oak. At some point before it was condemned and demolished it actually had a hole in the door for selling dope. When I lived on 48th & military I had to make several calls to the city to have that house condemned. It was unfit for human occupancy but the owners kept leasing for cash anyway. There were holes rotted in the floors and ceiling, broken windows. But much like the Donnay building they were content to lease an ailing building for next to nothing and do zero maintenance.
I'm not saying that place is a blight and needs to go away, or saying braum's is a good thing. PLEASE! Don't get that impression. But I can say. With complete confidence. That there's absolutely no bank on earth that would give you the millions you would need to remodel that property. Keep in mind that a major remodel must adhere to 2017 code, that means fire suppression sprinklers, that means elevators, Just to make it handicap accessible would make an architects head explode. Christ...who can raise their hand and say "I know how to make the HiLo ADA compliant!"
Again. I'm just playing Devils advocate here. I will shed a tear the day the HiLo goes. But with the way that building has been going I couldn't see any other outcome. It's not a rise or a tower theatre, a Jones assembly or a sunshine cleaners. It's like Tetris in there. Scary neglected Tetris.
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