. Recording: Good morning, you have reached the office of LarryOKC, chief executive officer of the Oklahoma City Alliance. We are here to help. Please press a number which indicates your reason for calling. Press 1 if you want to make a huge investment in Oklahoma City and this is your first contact with the Alliance. Press 2 if you have previously initiated contact with the Alliance and wish to discuss your possible investment here. Press 3 if you are a member of the Committee for Oklahoma City Momentum. Press 4 for all other calls. For your protection, this conversation may be recorded. (Unspoken insider tip: calls from #3 are not recorded.)
. I press 1. You, being the adroit Alliance CEO that you are, are on-call for anyone who calls and presses 1 (or 3). The call is routed to your super-sultry-voiced assistant who handles all priority 1 or 3 calls from heterosexual males (the phone sensing device is almost always reliable in determining a caller's gender and sexual orientation) ... (your other assistants are particularly equipped to handle divers calls from other groups of callers, very high tech and discerning) ...
. Assistant: Good morning! Oh! It's becoming such a hot day today! I see that you are calling LarryOkc. He is in and has been waiting for your call ... who may I say is calling?
. (Thinking to myself ... Huh? Hot day? Waiting for my call? Oh, well, at least the operation is efficient ...)
. Loudenback: I'd rather keep that information between me and LarryOkc, if that's OK.
. Assistant: Surely, Mr. Anon. Not a problem. Please wait while I connect you ...
. LarryOkc: Good morning, Mr.Anon. How can I help you?
. Loudenback: Hi, Larry. I've been a big fan of Oklahoma City for all my life, but I've never had money to invest in downtown before right now and I'm ready to make a huge investment, something that will knock your socks off. That's why I'm calling. But, before I go any further, I have a couple of questions.
. LarryOkc: Sure, go right ahead.
. Loudenback: First, I need to know if is this conversation being recorded. Is it?
. LarryOkc: Yes. We do that to make sure we get everything exactly right.
. Loudenback: Well, then, my second question is, is the recording of this conversation subject to the Oklahoma Open Records Act?
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