Movie Quotes You Actually Quote In Real Life Situations

[TaoMaas]

Accidentally ran across another one earlier this afternoon while watching a reality show with my wife. The cops were booking a prostitute that was actually a guy in drag. We said in unison, "That's a man, baby!" I started laughing because I realized we use that one a lot and ended up having to explain this thread to my wife.

[CaptDave]

How on earth could I forget that?? I've had that movie on VHS, DVD & Bluray!

I'm like that with "Blazing Saddles" - I even have the HD-DVD.

[CaptDave]

"Get back witch."

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

[citizenkane]

"I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue, surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage." -- Sideways

"Heineken? **** that ****! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" -- Blue Velvet

[Prunepicker]

Here's one I use quite a bit. There. There, now.

[catcherinthewry]

"Heineken? **** that ****! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" -- Blue Velvet

I love that line.

"I gotta take a 12 lb. sh!t." Jack Black in Tropic Thunder

"It's just a flesh wound." The Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Stan Silliman]

The top 100 quotes could have all been in Caddyshack.

Check out the cartoon, HERE

Silliman on Sports
By Stan Silliman

TOP 100 MOVIE QUOTES AS SPOKEN BY CADDYSHACK

The American Film Institute released its list of top 100 quotes from U.S. films. Only a few were from sports movies. Grave omission, we think, so we’ve reconstructed 22 of the quotes to fit the famous sports movie, Caddyshack, in bold as spoken by the Caddyshack characters.

In case you haven’t seen Caddyshack, here’s what you need to know: Chevy Chase plays smartass playboy Ty Webb. Ted Knight plays arrogant, pompous, bull-headed Judge Elihu Smails. Rodney Dangerfield plays the sleazy, insulting, but generous land developer Al Czervik. Bill Murray is the hapless assistant groundskeeper Carl Spackler whose adventures chasing the gopher is hilarious. Michael O’Keefe is teenage caddy Danny Noonan. Dan Resin is club champion Dr. Beeper. Cindy Morgan plays Judge Smails’ sexy niece Lacey Underall.

Spackler’s boss has just ordered Carl to kill all the gophers on the golf course. Spackler answers “Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they lock me up and throw away the key. I see dead people… but we’ll always have Paris, won’t we Sandy. ”

Carl Spackler has cornered the gopher and is threatening him with a baseball bat “Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?” he says as he repeatedly misses the gopher. The gopher runs away, then turns and asks “You talking to me?” Danny Noonan sees the action and advises Spackler “You’re going to need a bigger bat.” Spackler then runs off saying “I’ll be back! I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!”

Meanwhile, vulgar land developer Al Czervik is playing golf against Judge Smails for the right to place a housing development next to the exclusive club. “Aren’t you ashamed of being filthy rich, Czervik?” the Judge asks. “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good,” Al answers. “But why a development here,” the bull-headed Smails asks. “If you build it, they will come,” Al answers, stepping in front of Smails. “Hey,” Smails shouts “I’m walking here! I’m walking here! Besides what are you building those houses out of, Czervik?” Al answers “Plastics.” “Is it safe?” Smails snaps. “Of course,” Czervik answers as he approaches the tee box “But you can’t handle the truth. Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy nine.”

Next we find Carl Spackler trying to firebomb the dancing gopher, “I love the smell of Napalm in the morning,” Spackler says, certain he’s defeated the feisty one. Judge Smails sees the fire and immediately races toward it. He cell phones back to Jack Houston in the club house saying “Houston, we have a problem.” Jack says “Surely, you can’t be serious.” Smails replies “I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.”

Next we find Judge Smails sexy niece, Lacey Underall, walking into the caddyshack/bar Danny Noonan operates and Danny says “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” Lacey approaches Noonan “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. Serve me up some Soylent Green.” Noonan looks at her grimly “But don’t you know,” he stammers “Soylent Green is people!”

Lacey turns back to him, squints her eyes and says “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

[Just the facts]

Here is one that I not only say, but live by.

The only winning move is not to play. - WOPR computer from War Games.

Who plays anything they can't win at?

[OSUMom]

Usually paraphrased to fit whatever situation but "There's no crying in baseball!" You can replace crying and baseball with just about any situation and as long as you say it right, everyone will know what it's from.


And I can't even begin to go into all the Mel Brooks, Monty Python and Airplane quotes that fly around our house.

[kevinpate]

...
Who plays anything they can't win at?

Oh, I dunno. I sometimes still get into arguments with my lovely, even after three decades of defeats.

[CaptDave]

And I can't even begin to go into all the Mel Brooks, Monty Python and Airplane quotes that fly around our house.

Because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Prunepicker]

Usually paraphrased to fit whatever situation but "There's no crying in
baseball!" You can replace crying and baseball with just about any
situation and as long as you say it right, everyone will know what it's from.

I don't know what it's from. Seriously, where's the quote from?

[Jeepnokc]

I don't know what it's from. Seriously, where's the quote from?

Tom hanks. League of their own. Movie about the American girls baseball league .

[RadicalModerate]

Here is one that I not only say, but live by.

The only winning move is not to play. - WOPR computer from War Games.

Who plays anything they can't win at?

To answer that question one might consider slipping on down to the "Politics" section.

[OKVision4U]

History of the World, Part I ; Mel Brooks

"It's good to be the king".

[OKVision4U]

History of the World, Part I ; Mel Brooks

"It's good to be the king".

.."you look like the Piss boy?" Harvey Korman

[TaoMaas]

It's from a cartoon, not a movie...but a while back, someone I was working with came through with some information I'd been looking for and I told him, "Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and loveable." This guys stood up suddenly and said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" LOL I had to explain that it was a line from the old Underdog cartoon and that the proper response was to say, "Bless you, sir", then to pretend to bite a coin to see if it was fake. From the way he looked at me, it was obvious he'd never been a fan of the show.

[Prunepicker]

Tom hanks. League of their own. Movie about the American girls
baseball league.

I didn't know that. Thanx.

[Just the facts]

It's from a cartoon, not a movie...but a while back, someone I was working with came through with some information I'd been looking for and I told him, "Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and loveable." This guys stood up suddenly and said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" LOL I had to explain that it was a line from the old Underdog cartoon and that the proper response was to say, "Bless you, sir", then to pretend to bite a coin to see if it was fake. From the way he looked at me, it was obvious he'd never been a fan of the show.

He was probably related to Simon Bar Sinister.

After I mess up on something and I have to do it again I have been known to utter the phrase "This time Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail."

[RadicalModerate]

It's from a cartoon, not a movie...but a while back, someone I was working with came through with some information I'd been looking for and I told him, "Thanks, Shoeshine Boy. You're humble and loveable." This guys stood up suddenly and said, "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" LOL I had to explain that it was a line from the old Underdog cartoon and that the proper response was to say, "Bless you, sir", then to pretend to bite a coin to see if it was fake. From the way he looked at me, it was obvious he'd never been a fan of the show.

A classic case of misapprehension. =)

I've often caught myself biting my tongue to keep from saying (in a Foghorn Leghorn manner):
"Now boy . . . Ya' gotta listen to me boy . . . 'Cause (etc.)"

(and "boy"--within this context--has nothing to do with race, creed, color or age.
in fact, most of the dumbest/most "ignorant" "boys" (or "girls") who would be the target of my jape/suggestion/advice/ have been around the sun for at least 50 times. and those less experienced travelers wouldn't get the joke. that's why i don't say it. =)

[RadicalModerate]

He was probably related to Simon Bar Sinister.

After I mess up on something and I have to do it again I have been known to utter the phrase "This time Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail."

The only cartoon villain more despicable than Simon bar Sinister was Crabby Appleton.
I can't remember anything he said so this post is off topic and I apologize.

I must also admit that I gleaned no communication skills from Scooby-Doo nor Power Rangers.

[Prunepicker]

The only cartoon villain more despicable than Simon bar Sinister was
Crabby Appleton.
I can't remember anything he said so this post is off topic and I
apologize.

How about, "Simon sez..." He'd say that when using one of his
diabolical inventions like the snow gun.

[OSUMom]

I didn't know that. Thanx.

It's a great movie.

[OKCisOK4me]

Here is one that I not only say, but live by.

The only winning move is not to play. - WOPR computer from War Games.

Who plays anything they can't win at?

I can hear this in the little computer voice...

[RadicalModerate]

I can hear this in the little computer voice...

Wouldn't you love to have an abbreviated version of "The Launch Code" in that flick as a personalized license plate?
Especially if you were driving a Tesla or a Tucker?
(that's for the "movie quotes o' the future file =)