Originally Posted by
RadicalModerate
(Historical note from The Future):
In order to remove even a trace of the slightest possiblility of human error negatively impacting the smooth, efficient and flawless operation of the next generation of nuclear power plants, total computer control was built into all of the systems. Naturally, these systems included the Fail-Safe, Idiot-Proof Automatic Shut-Down Protocols (FSIPASDPs).
Unfortunately, not long after this, an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) knocked out all of the computer systems in the country and made them useless.
Had the Highest Order Magical Environmental Reactors (H.O.M.E.R.s) been only slightly damaged, rather than being rendered completely inoperative, the following conversation might have taken place somewhere:
Dave the Nuclear Power Plant Tech: "Open the cooling water bay doors, H.O.M.E.R. and lower the control rod array."
H.O.M.E.R.: "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that . . . No. Seriously. I can't."
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