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[gen70]

I pant the house last summer in subdued colors.

[gen70]

My dog won't stop eating at her paws. (she must have paw paws)

[USG '60]

Snuff said.

[rcjunkie]

Why do they post power outages on television ?

[gen70]

Snuff said.

I do snuff all the time, but I don't dip.

[gen70]

Do not ..I say..do not.. get..chocolate on my peanut butter or vise versa..!!! Until I can get my mind wrapped around that.

[USG '60]

Scientifically speaking there can be no such thing as an old fart. Just can't happen.

[Lauri101]

Will someone please tell me what a whippersnapper is?

Technically - old farts could exist in a vacuum...but old is relative

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

E=mc2

[Lauri101]

fried green tomatoes are good with Barq's root beer

[rcjunkie]

Will someone please tell me what a whippersnapper is?

Technically - old farts could exist in a vacuum...but old is relative

Don't be silly, everyone knows a whippersnapper is someone that snaps whippers.

[USG '60]

It took a couple of hours but I finally solved all the problems in the world. Everyone can relax now.



No no, please hold your applause; this is embarrassing. No. Really.

[kevinpate]

a whippersnapper is someone who is so lacking in common sense he will try to bite the hand that whips him.


FWIW, there's never been such thang as a switchersnapper.
Anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of a switch already knows why.

[Lauri101]

It took a couple of hours but I finally solved all the problems in the world. Everyone can relax now.



No no, please hold your applause; this is embarrassing. No. Really.

You forgot one...but thanks anyway

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

Mother of Pearl!

[Lauri101]

Would the cook at the monastary on Friday be called the fish friar?

[USG '60]

It is snowing at my house.

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

Balderdash!

[USG '60]

Balderdash!

A short race for old guys?

[gen70]

A short race for old guys?

Now, that's a good one.

[USG '60]

But I have seen better. Take bouncing bunny heads, for example. GOD, I LOVE bouncing bunny heads more than anything in the world. Bouncy bouncy bouncy............. bump

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

[USG '60]

This one's tough, but I'd say grandpa's thingy?

[Lauri101]

This one's tough, but I'd say grandpa's thingy?

I give! Uncle!

[USG '60]

I am of the school that believes surrender is best expressed in the words Calf Rope as opposed to Uncle, but I will accept your surrender, nonetheless, based solely on my magnanimity.