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[OKCDrummer77]

This one time, at band camp...

[USG '60]

Fifty cents says you won't finish that story.

[gen70]

At the beginning I almost believed it.

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

That's what she said...

[OKCDrummer77]

Fifty cents says you won't finish that story.

Good call - since I don't own a flute.

[Lauri101]

In a closet, naked, in the snow

[USG '60]

I gotta go hatten down the batches before the storm.

[rcjunkie]

Gotta run, my bus is here and I can't find my lunch

[USG '60]

Snow melt

[ddavidson8]

When you're sliding into third and you feel a juicy turd.

[USG '60]

Thats better than Horse Hockey. Hmmmm?

[Lauri101]

He got the elevator, I got the shaft..

[OKCisOK4me]

Fifty cents says you won't finish that story.

The 60 indicates you don't know his name is pronounced 50 (fiddy) Cent, not Fifty Cents...

[gen70]

Pic'n up paw paws put'n em in a basket. What?

[Lauri101]

I know some Paw Paws that would be really pissed off if you put them in a basket!

[USG '60]

It is "picking up paw paws puttin' 'em in a CASKET", you silly people.

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

Rich and Compelling.....

[gen70]

Bay say, But not becoming,, My time in Key West. (In Jail) was OK..OK? You ain't **** til you been in Jail in Key West.

[USG '60]

Rip, jd.

[Lauri101]

Rip, jd.

I thought he had passed several years ago - one of my favorites!

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

What the.....I guess I can pick up some slack....

[Lauri101]

the last time I picked up slack it bit me

or maybe I'm thinking of someone else...mumble...mumble...

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

I'm washing slacks right now, but I call them "pants"

[USG '60]

My dog pants.

[Lauri101]

I have pants with cats on them, but I've never heard my cat pant