Horoscopes?

[Patrick]

Okay, just to mix this up a little and throw in something wild....

How many of you read your daily horoscope and put a lot of weight into it?

[Keith]

I couldn't tell you the last time I read my horoscope. I have never believed any of that supersticious(sp?)stuff. Sometimes I read it just to get a laugh, but that's it.

[Patrick]

Same here Keith. I'm not into astrology, horoscopes, etc.....my Christian faith is contrary to that.

[Midtowner]

Mine said... "Today you will meet a person. They will speak, you will hear. You will have the choice to listen or not, choose wisely".

They are somewhat ridiculous. Interestingly enough thoug, my mother had mine done in detail when I was born. It was pretty surpisingly accurate. Forecasted that I'd be very intelligent (you be the judge there) and also be prone to having learning disabilities. I have ADHD and disgraphi (sp?). I chalk the accuracy up to chance, mostly.

I don't avoid things like that because my faith tells me not to. I find it disturbing anytime our religion tells us to avoid certain subjects. I'm just not much of a believer in hocus pocus type stuff, which astrology is.

[Ms.Relaxationstation]

I read em'....if it sounds good then great, if not then the heck with it. I feel like we make our own day and the outcomes of it. The main time I would take it into account is when it says, "Don't spend money today or look out for trailing toliet paper on your shoe".

What I would like to know is -who actually is the one who writes these or where do they come from? Are there positions open? LOL

[Floating_adrift]

huh?? THEY'RE NOT REAL????? OMG!! NOOOO!!!!

[Patrick]

They are about as real as Santa Claus!

[Floating_adrift]

Whew - good to hear, for a second there I thought they weren't real.

[Ms.Relaxationstation]

I can't wait until mine says "Today you will win the lottery!" I'm leaving the counrty!

[roadking]

I can't wait until mine says "Today you will win the lottery!" I'm leaving the counrty!

Hmmm........well Ms. Relaxation, last time I played the lottery in Texas, I was one number off on five of the six numbers. So...I just know next time I will hit it.

Wanna go to Mexico? We can sit on the beach and have Pablo bring us margaritas.

[Ms.Relaxationstation]

Should I bring the towels? Or will you be doing that? LOL

I think I will wait to back my bags until you are at the door though. Can't have the clothes getting all wrinkled...just incase you were to leave me hanging.

[roadking]

Yes I'll bring the towels...you bring the lotion. We can take turns lotioning ( is that a word?) each other up.

I'll pick you up at the corner of 69 and Fantasy Lane

[Ms.Relaxationstation]

I'm afraid I will need directions. Unfortunately, I've never been there before. I'll be the blue one in the corner...Oh wait...a true gentleman whould come to MY HOUSE to pick me up!

[roadking]

Good point. I would truly do that. In fact, I would probably call your mother and your famous father to let them know I was whisking you off to a remote location. By the way, are we getting off topic? Wanna continue this in a private message? I don't want to get ppl upset.

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

My horoscope today read "Sometime today, Oliver Cromwell will arrive in a dream riding upon a golden llama whose name shall be Ralph the Wonder and he will bare gifts of Wisconson cheese made by drunken monkeys..."

Not sure what to think really...

[Patrick]

Hmmm...good news for me today:

"Strive to make things a little different around your home and you will grab the attention of neighbors, friends and your family. Sudden financial changes are apparent. Be smart with your money. "

[Keith]

Do "financial changes" mean that you are going to get rich, or just a little more poorer(is that a word)?

[Midtowner]

Do "financial changes" mean that you are going to get rich, or just a little more poorer(is that a word)?

It probably meant that he bought a snickers bar.

[Patrick]

Hmmmm.....I just found out I won the Texas lottery. $150 mill! I bet you guys aren't laughing now.

[Midtowner]

Hmmmm.....I just found out I won the Texas lottery. $150 mill! I bet you guys aren't laughing now.

You're going to hell for gambling.

[Ms.Relaxationstation]

You're going to hell for gambling.

Well some days we can't have all the luck!

[Patrick]

You're going to hell for gambling.

Where are your facts? The Bible doesn't state that! lol!

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

Llamas like lispy lemons and monkeys fling poo...

[Rev. Bob]

Gambling leads to a lifestyle of broken families and homes. It was a sad day in Oklahoma when the lottery passed.

[Patrick]

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Aren't we supposed to be talking about horoscopes here!