-Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother ****a. Say what one more goddamn time
-Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother ****a. Say what one more goddamn time
Awwww...look at him....and 'is wee little boots
Pulp Fiction - My Favorite Movie!!!..Originally Posted by OneDivasDestiny
Holy testicle Tuesday!
I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity.
Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.
How about we just rename this thread to "El Locos and Wolfs Movie Quotes and Monty Python Extravaganza!!!"
"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that s*** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a**. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a m*****f***** 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some s*** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that s*** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
A bunch of hokey religons and ancient weapons ain't no match for a good blaster at your side kid.
"What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Mr Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star", "Borderline", but when she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I just tuned out....
"Lick me, all of you"
"Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky sh*t goin' on there. And it's green too!"
"Sure you can bother me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up".
- Happy Gilmore
"I'm going to go home grab a shower and a shave give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way"
Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers got to hug!!!!!!!!!
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.
They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch...Watch it go into my mouth and down my throat...
Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look!
May the schwartz be with you!
The name's Barf. I'm a mog, half man half dog. I'm my own bestfriend
Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career.
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses
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