Janice Dickinson... W T H?

[CMSturgeon]

From The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
This guys commentary is laugh out loud funny to me most of the time:




"Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It's just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she'll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, "Just remember, you can never be too classy." Then she'll pull a midget out of her ****** and start doing the Macarena."

[Tim]

From The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
This guys commentary is laugh out loud funny to me most of the time:




"Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It's just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she'll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, "Just remember, you can never be too classy." Then she'll pull a midget out of her ****** and start doing the Macarena."

I love ya kid, but you have some issues.

[CMSturgeon]

Me or Janice Dickinson? Cuz she's like 500 years past being a kid. She really confuses me. Because.... her behavior..... makes me embarassed for her? I don't know, she gives me a funny feeling in my tummy. I think it's nausea.