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    Default BREAKING NEWS: Centuries of Science Disproven by Cleric

    Ever wondered if the "earth moves through space" bit is a bunch of hooey? Or how airplanes are able to fly? A Saudi cleric has now revealed the greatest mysteries of the universe, and provided clear reasoning to back it up. Have a look...

    Saudi cleric becomes online laughing stock after telling student the sun rotates around the Earth as otherwise planes would not be able to fly | Daily Mail Online

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigerguy View Post
    Ever wondered if the "earth moves through space" bit is a bunch of hooey? Or how airplanes are able to fly? A Saudi cleric has now revealed the greatest mysteries of the universe, and provided clear reasoning to back it up. Have a look...

    Saudi cleric becomes online laughing stock after telling student the sun rotates around the Earth as otherwise planes would not be able to fly | Daily Mail Online
    Just goes to show ya don't have to have any brains to be a cleric or a politician.

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    We're not even going to talk about the clouds though. They do their own thing.

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    But hey, this guy is a little more sane than the homeless guy in downtown Edmond earlier this month who told me the earth is under control of octopuses because we are slaves to them for ink. Apparently all ink from pens comes from Octopuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plutonic Panda View Post
    But hey, this guy is a little more sane than the homeless guy in downtown Edmond earlier this month who told me the earth is under control of octopuses because we are slaves to them for ink. Apparently all ink from pens comes from Octopuses.
    It checks out. All babies come from octopuss...never mind.

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    He should run for state office in Oklahoma. He certainly has the IQ for it.

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    Plupan ...... sshhhhhhhhhh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hemingstein View Post
    He should run for state office in Oklahoma. He certainly has the IQ for it.
    This. It wouldn't be beyond reason to speculate that his "findings" may find their way into Oklahoma science textbooks within the next few years.

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