Poop happens

[kelroy55]

GUSTINE, Texas -- A North Texas school district is investigating after about two dozen elementary students had to pull their pants down when feces were found on a gym floor.

A parent says the children in Gustine were forced to expose their underwear for inspection.

Maria Medina told WFAA-TV that boys were taken to one room and girls to another on Monday. Medina says she was furious after learning students were told to lower their pants so school workers could try to find the culprit behind the waste.

Superintendent Ken Baugh says he does not condone the search and that partially strip-searching students went too far. He says the district is investigating.

Gustine, with a population of about 460, is located 90 miles southwest of Fort Worth.

[Mel]

Well, ain't that the sh*ts.

[OKCDrummer77]

What a crappy thing to do. This stinks. This will leave a stain on that school's reputation.

[kevinpate]

Ask not for whom the poo soils, it soils for thee.

[Motley]

I smell a lawsuit.

[jompster]

Hopefully their investigation clears the air.

[Mel]

This sounds like a "South Park" episode. Cartman did it. You know what's going to happen to Towelie.

[kevinpate]

Maybe Cartman. If not, then Butters

[Urbanized]

Hopefully the district's investigation stays civil and doesn't turn into a bunch of mudslinging.

[Urbanized]

Seriously though, I really do hope that they catch the little turd.

[RadicalModerate]

Q: Why does a Texan carry a dog turd in his wallet?
A: For I.D.

Q: What do you get when you kick the "PooP" out of a Texan?
A: A ten gallon hat sitting on top of a pair of fake cowboy boots.

I'm done now . . . yet, somehow I'm thinkin' someone hired that dumbass cop from Piedmont to restore order or whatever . . .

[kelroy55]

Seriously though, I really do hope that they catch the little turd.

They already caught it, that's what started this LOL

[Urbanized]

Well, ****.

[kevinpate]

It happens.

- Forrest G.