I Have Learned...

[zookeeper]

Lifelong learning makes life worth living.

[Prunepicker]

I've learned that...
dogs love unconditionally.
women are fickle and men have contracted a different fickleness.
dogs love unconditionally.
women are from Venus and men are from Mars.
dogs love unconditionally.
I shot three rounds into my neighbors window. She retaliated with a rocked
launcher.
her dog still loves me unconditionally.

[ctchandler]

With credit to the Pennsylvania Dutch,
Kissin' don't last, cookin' do.
C. T.

[Dennis Heaton]

Kissin' don't last, cookin' do.

C.T....That IS priceless!