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Originally Posted by
Stan Silliman
Maybe the ducks have a little bit of quack in this melee. If you're going metaphysical and otherworldly in this debate, perhaps there's such a thing as duck karma. Maybe it was time for Phil Robertson to pay his "bill."
I could see it as a great karmic set-up. If you were a duck in a past life and you wanted to get even with a guy who created a product which simulated mating calls to send horny ducks to their early demise, which magazine would you write for? Naturally GQ, only in Ducktown it's known as Gander Quacks. It used to be Greenhead Quacks, but they were bought out. This works, if you were a former duck returned as a snarky sports writer, Drew Magary, (anagrammed as Web Gray Ram) writing for Deadspin, Kissing Suzy Kolber and Gawker then sometimes stringing for GQ.
It works because in your past life you were hunted for sport. They gawked at you in flight. When you went out for a spin, the duck hunters tried to give you a woody by setting out some woodies. In the end your spin around the lake turned into a "Deadspin." It's time to get even. Of course, being a past duck you're a friend of Drake, a black-Jew, and if you can get your target, Mr. Robertson, to also say something demeaning about Blacks and Jews, all the more ammunition to shoot down your target. The duck shooting down the hunter.
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