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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000.

    The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz.

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.

    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

    The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    Finally... a smart blonde joke

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    Can I put any of my stuff in here?

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    I guess I need how to make the images bigger. Someday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan Silliman View Post
    I guess I need how to make the images bigger. Someday?
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    [img]insert image adress here[/img] so it should look something like this

    [img]https://smittyMcjunkweedyhewasnumber1/1459826_758608110853762_1328921317_n.jpg [ /img] but there is no spacing between the slash

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan Silliman View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stan Silliman View Post
    I guess I need how to make the images bigger. Someday?

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    Hey man, glad you figured it out!!!!!! Works well, yes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plutonic Panda View Post
    Hey man, glad you figured it out!!!!!! Works well, yes?
    Thanks very much.

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    Something your mom warned you about.


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    This joke sets up a forthcoming cartoon:


  18. #43

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    Now, you have to remember Marv was into kinky stuff.
    One lady accused him of excessive back biting:


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    In a Parallel Universe

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    I recognize that tube stop. It is in London. I notice it last week as the long skinny staircase down the middle was a new design for them since the last time I was there.

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    I'm glad I'm not a real man... at least in that sense. OY!

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    I was an ardent fan of Mad Magazine in the 50's and 60's. I have no
    idea why my parents allowed me to have subscriptions. Maybe because
    it encouraged me to read. Mad was intellectually challenging in many
    respects. If you didn't have a grasp of Classical Literature you were
    at a disadvantage in many respects.

    At any rate, I loved the silly songs that were written to popular or well
    known tunes. Another genre in which one needed to be well versed.

    One of my faves, and I think of it often.

    Sung to the Air Force Song

    Off we go into the bargain section
    Running wild over the place
    There's a clerk coming in our direction
    Onward girls! Stomp on his face!

    There's a dress that we can all fight over
    Grab it, girls! Do not delay!
    We'll pull till it's
    All torn to bits
    Nothing can stop us shoppers today!

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