Public Restrooms

[Plutonic Panda]

well . . . i hope you have an expert laundry person to cleanse what must be the most challenging back trouser pocket in history. =)
i also hope that the CDC in Atlanta is paying attention to this issue!
(just for fun, watch the Scottish Film, "Trainspotters" and pay attention to the "public restroom scene" . . . )

i just heard on PBS that China has begun producing and placing Public Restrooms for Dogs. How cool is that? =)

I like onions too, but not all things made fun of are bad. Hmmm man. That's a....shame.

[boscorama]

Seriously? This is a thing? Lol. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

This may be one of the most unintentionally hilarious threads in OKCTalk history. They should pass a law for all toilets to be equipped with a piezoelectric pressure sensor under the seat that waits an appropriate amount of time and dispenses a courtesy flush. Talk about a surprise...

Or require building codes that don't allow bathrooms to be placed across from the elevator doors. (Baptist Medical Building C, I'm looking at you...and scowling at whoever took the ladies room to Funkytown about 1145AM today...just...wow...waiting on the elevators...there was a heat behind it.).

Or placing the reception area to abut (LMAO) the mens room...and put a ventilation screen in the outer door, the net effect of which is that often at the same time visitors are arriving at the front desk, just after the morning coffee, when matters are afoot, it sounds like an oompah band at the reception desk, which everyone stoically ignores).

Oh my God, I've injured my ribs laughing...

Nice to meet someone who cannot resist bathroom humor. What a rare breed.

[boscorama]

"THEY" probably need to put up another sign reminding folks of the common human courtesy encapsulated in the brief poem:

"If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle
Please Be Sweet and Wipe The Seat"

but only in the girls' "restroom" . . .
perhaps in needlepoint and leaving out the entire Lift/Close conundrum.
(the one involving "the seat" "the lid/cover" or both)
maybe even add a line about "Under Penalty of Law" . . .?

Question: Do "real" women ever actually refer to other women as "jerks" . . . =)

Do Men's rooms have stalls for Number 2? Now, do you find paid advertising on the inside stall door? Ladies are treated to this in some, but not many, restaurants (thank you, Billy Sims!).

"jerks" - honest, I don't know what my preferred term for a sprinkler would be. "Jerks" seems civilized enough, no?

[RadicalModerate]

Yes. Very civilized, indeed. Thank you Madame. Now, by--or is that "with"?--your leave I must return posthaste to Downton Abbey where apparantly neglectful staff have allowed the chamberpots to overflow . . .

(i keed . . . i keed . . .)

yet . . . allow me a moment to leave this memento of our visit . . .