What is it with Churchs?

[ThomPaine]

I was shocked when I saw how they indoctrinate their children to fear their own toys. Check this out ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4gs6GOeYK8

"Caleb, is this toy magical?"
"Mm hmm."
"Who likes magic? Jehovah or satan?"
"Satan..."
"Right! Magic is bad, that's why Jehovah hates it."

I think the problem here is a mother who believes in magic toys...

[Dustin]

Why do we even have churches? Aren't you supposed to speak to god alone?

Matthew 6:6
"But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

[Soonerman]

I always thought they had good fried chicken.

[HewenttoJared]

WOW, what church did you visit. I have attended church for the past 45 years, 27 at the same house of worship and I have never encountered anything like this.

A few baptist and a couple non-denominational charismatic. My parents are from very different religious backgrounds but when we visited grandparents we always had to go no matter what town we happened to be in.

[White Peacock]

When your standing in front of GOD answering questions , there will be no watered down judgement coming from his mouth. You won't be getting the life church version!

Come on...but there will be a Starbucks there, right? I'd like to be able to get a venti java chip frappuccino with an extra espresso shot for the trip to the basement.

[kevinpate]

Being no fan of Starbucks, perhaps one will have to go to the basement before getting in line to place an order, behind 12 folks not well versed with the menu.

[White Peacock]

Being no fan of Starbucks, perhaps one will have to go to the basement before getting in line to place an order, behind 12 folks not well versed with the menu.

"I don't want no damn venti, goddamnit. I want a large!"