Woman gets jury trial for displaying plastic testicles on truck

[Questor]

I was laughing as I clicked on this thread's title even before the page loaded up. What is it with these things anyway? I have seen them all around Oklahoma, although like a prior poster said their heyday really seemed to be 2-3 years ago. It is interesting that certain suggestive words on a license plate might be banned from the state, but overt simulated genitalia are apparently fine. Guess it just depends on "cultural norms."

[Bill Robertson]

Some of you have obviously never seen a cane made from a Bull’s,,, dick.
If you haven’t seen one it might be a good indication that you need to broaden your horizons and get out more.

That I have not seen and it's one horizon that I'm happy to leave as is.

[OKCTalker]

There are things that one CAN do, and things that one SHOULD do.

[RadicalModerate]

There are things that one CAN do, and things that one SHOULD do.

Absolutely: Anyone who hangs these off their trailer hitch or bumper has got to be nuts.

[Thunder]

Absolutely: Anyone who hangs these off their trailer hitch or bumper has got to be nuts.

No it is not. Our vehicles need their own identity. Now we will know which of them are males. Unfortunately, the majority of them are....females...ewww.

[USG'60]

Shouldn't vehicles have the right to be gay, too?

[Questor]

I have always called my vehicle my 'girl.' Perhaps I should accessorize too... Suggestions?

[RadicalModerate]

Shouldn't vehicles have the right to be gay, too?

If you put a set of these on a Mazda Miata would you have to refer to it as "autotransgendered"?

(Don't anyone get mad: I always thought the Miata was a "cute" yet sporty looking car. =)

[USG'60]

Come to think of it, certain sports cars had "bras" available. Hmmm, since they were sorta "muscle" cars it doesn't seem quite right. Maybe the Cameros that wore bras were gay. Well ....there ya go, then.

[RadicalModerate]

Come to think of it, certain sports cars had "bras" available. Hmmm, since they were sorta "muscle" cars it doesn't seem quite right. Maybe the Cameros that wore bras were gay. Well ....there ya go, then.

Just because a Camero wore a bra does not make it "gay" . . .
He/She/It is simply a transvestite.

(And, of course, the Pontiac version would be a Trans-Am-Vestite . . .
Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .)

[USG'60]

Just because a Camero wore a bra does not make it "gay" . . .
He/She/It is simply a transvestite.

(And, of course, the Pontiac version would be a Trans-Am-Vestite . . .
Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .)

[Thunder]

Anyone interested in making money by getting a custom made pair done?

[USG'60]

Uhhhhhh..... what are you driving at there, Thund? May I call you that? :-D

[Thunder]

Uhhhhhh..... what are you driving at there, Thund? May I call you that? :-D

I'd like a blue one with Thunder on it and a lightning bolt.

What were YOU thinking? :-O

[USG'60]

I'll stand on the fifth. ;-P

[rcjunkie]

While this hideous gadget is occasionally seen in OK, they are much more prevalent in Texas.

[RadicalModerate]

USG: Please don't stand on the fifth. The glass is thin and liable to break, thus returning the contents to the ecosphere in an uncontrolled, wasteful, manner and rendering them useless. Plus you could cut yourself.

(Just a sample of another one of those Nanny State Product Warnings, brought to you as a Public Service Announcement, at no cost to The National Association of Broadcasters and/or that "Better World" bunch. =)

To Thund (a.k.a. The Artist Formerly Known as "Thunder"): Instead of Custom Trailer Hitch Balls (which are now both passé and Texasissyfied) at your establishment/hobby shop . . . How about bootleg copies of that famous "COEXIST" bumpersticker . . . Except with a little picture of Sally Kern tacked onto the end of the rest of the "Symbolology"?

I mean . . . If a person wants to express support for "diversity" then . . . =)
Or would that be too queer (in the "peculiar" sense of the word)?

If the bumpersticker was done in . . . oh . . . I dunno . . . A Rainbowesque color-scheme (unlike the boring blue I've usually seen in traffic) it could be both "gay" and Happily Festive at the same time!

[TaoMaas]

Hmm...if the balls are on the trailer hitch, does that mean that the pr*ck is in the cab?

[RadicalModerate]

That, or an a**hole.
(Especially with Texas tags.)

(Let me rephrase that: Especially a BMW with Texas tags! Although that throws off the symmetry of the old joke regarding BMWs and porcupines.)

Re: "Texans": I keed! I keed! (some of my best friends have been Texans . . . well, one or two of them.)