Dear..

[stick47]

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985


Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Come on now.
Sincerely, Anonymous.


Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just sayin'...
Sincerely, Google


Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids:
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people


Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada


Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have became a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits....
Sincerely, The Pope


Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic


Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder


Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World


Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin


Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph


Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States


Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?!?! I said I hate JUICE!!
Sincerely, Adolph Hitler


Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere


Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely, Waldo


Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman


Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies


Dear Americans,
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.
Sincerely, Canadians


Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore


Dear Santa,
How did you get away with the kids sitting on your lap trick?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson


Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol


Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny


Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber


Dear Haiti,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely, Seriously Going To Hell


Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio


Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans


Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely, Willy Wonka


Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans


Dear Twihards,
If he sparkles, he's probably one of ours
Sincerely, Gay Men Of America


Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User


Dear Giant Spider On The Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely, Terrified


Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore


Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant


Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper

[poe]

I like it.

[OKCisOK4me]

That's some daamn good stuff right there!

[Dustin]

I lost it on the Stevie Wonder one.

[old okie]

This one should carry the "do not be drinking anything at your keyboard when reading" warning! These are so hilarious, one could easily 'spew' all over the keys!

Good job!

[Dustin]

Someone should start a joke thread or a "post anything funny here" thread.. I think we could all use a good laugh like this everyday!

[kevinpate]

I chuckled so hard at a ginger kid with two friends, I had to go back today for the others. Yeah, guilty.

[bandnerd]

Agreed. Some of those are awesome.