Widgets Magazine
Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Heaven is hotter than Hell

  1. #1

    Default Heaven is hotter than Hell

    The Afterlife Weather Forecast:
    The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7 x 7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all.

    The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that.

    The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (-300ºK), gives H as 798ºK (525ºC).

    The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed. However, Revelation 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulphur] means that its temperature must be at or below its boiling point, 444.6ºC.

    We have, then, that Heaven, at 525ºC is hotter than Hell at 445ºC.

  2. Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    " You've Been Thunder Struck ! "

  3. #3

    Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    At first I thought it this formula was harder than Chinese math, then I thought, this IS Chinese math.

  4. #4
    Patrick Guest

    Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    God has a good fire hose though. No fire hoses in hell.

  5. #5
    Keith Guest

    Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick
    God has a good fire hose though. No fire hoses in hell.
    Exactly. Just the smell of sulphur, and the sounds of screaming.

  6. #6

    Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick
    God has a good fire hose though.
    Most males do.


  7. #7
    Patrick Guest

    Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    He He!

  8. Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    Quote Originally Posted by Scribe
    The Afterlife Weather Forecast:
    The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26, "Moreover, the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7 x 7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all.

    The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that.

    The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation, i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann law for radiation, (H/E)^4 = 50, where E is the absolute temperature of the earth (-300ºK), gives H as 798ºK (525ºC).

    The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed. However, Revelation 21:8 says "But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulphur] means that its temperature must be at or below its boiling point, 444.6ºC.

    We have, then, that Heaven, at 525ºC is hotter than Hell at 445ºC.
    I am surprised that someone with so much time on their hands and so much deductive capacity, even contemplates the concept of heaven and hell.

  9. Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    If you don't know where you're going, you can always dress in layers.
    Continue the Renaissance

  10. #10
    Jack Guest

    Default Re: Heaven is hotter than Hell

    But you aren't taking your clothes with you, so it doesn't make a difference.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 4 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 4 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. One way ticket to hell, please sign here....
    By Midtowner in forum Current Events & Open Topic
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04-11-2005, 07:49 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO