Gay penguins who go straight

[PennyQuilts]

Not sure if this is the right category.

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

Here is a news video about a gay couple of penguins. They even raised a baby, together after being given an egg by the zoo people. After six years, their next door neighbor lost her mate and one of the penguins went straight. He moved out of his home with his former partner and in with "Linda." They had babies. One day, the gay penguin who was left went over there and they threatened him with violence.

It is not clear if there was an intervention, a religious conversion or if Linda was just super hot. For a penguin.

You can't make this stuff up.

[ronronnie1]

I love this. Funny stuff.

[silvergrove]

Wouldn't that penguin be bisexual then?

[PennyQuilts]

That could be it! Perhaps the two timer was bisexual. By all accounts, the left behind penguin appears to just be gay but we can't know that based on this record although the evidence suggests that he is.

[silvergrove]

Haha, those sneaky birds. I wonder if penguins form monogamous relationships in nature?

[PennyQuilts]

I read that they are monogamous for the season (which includes raising the babies) but frequently switch to a different partner during the next mating season.

[kevinpate]

oh, so they are like [insert fav social group to not like much here]

[Karried]

Everyone just wants to be loved.... poor little penguin.

[Midtowner]

Cured!

[dismayed]

They're the most sharply-dressed birds there are... They're wearing tuxedos. Totally gay.

[PennyQuilts]

They're the most sharply-dressed birds there are... They're wearing tuxedos. Totally gay.

Hahahaha!!

Back in the days before political correctness, husband used to have to give trainings as part of his job. When it came time to introduce himself, he would point to his flaming red hair that had a complete mind of its own and comment that they could tell he was straight because no gay man would be caught dead with that fright wig.

Yeah, those days are gone.

[gmwise]

bald?



lol

[Thunder]

That's a sad story. The penguin leaving his long time lover. I want that one to be hanged.

[USG '60]

That's a sad story. The penguin leaving his long time lover. I want that one to be hanged.

PETA's got your number, buddy.

[PennyQuilts]

bald?



lol

Er, no. Bald would have been un-noteworthy. He could stop traffic with that blinding red hair.

[rondvu]

I guess the Dior tuxedo was not enough to keep him around.

[gmwise]

seee you gotta have more then sex to keep your..er penguin

[Jesseda]

what about the adopted egg they had, did e stick with the gay one or go to his new family that went straight? All the pressure on these 2 gay penguins, magazine shots, tabloids, no wonder one cheated on the other, its just like john and kate plus eight.

[kevinpate]

> its just like john and kate plus eight

except the birds dress better

[gmwise]

> its just like john and kate plus eight

except the birds dress better

And better behaved.
I dont think many of you folks remember Jon and Kate from Extreme home makeover,one of the early seasons?

[Jesseda]

i barely remember that episode.. what happened on that episode, was kate not happy or wanted more stuff? like now

[Jesseda]

oh and why doesnt okc zoo have penguins, i just dont understand, my favorite animals are penguins and polar bears.. okc has som much potential toadd more animals, why are they not? dont get me wrong i like our zoo, but common add some new species

[gmwise]

i barely remember that episode.. what happened on that episode, was kate not happy or wanted more stuff? like now

LOL exactly!!!
She walked in she wagged her head, and poor Jon just said she's just been under so much stress she is appreciative, she just can't verbalized it.
The whole time I was thinking, what a b*tch.
She found fault with the decor, the paint colors. you named it she found something wrong, like...why wasnt the house built larger, why wasnt the patio larger,why didnt they include a outdoor kitchen.
I knew that moment if he had any sense, he would run and let her have the damn house just give him his freedom.
I pitied him.