Valley Brook?

[jbrown84]

HOT ROD, Who would want to invest in a "nice" strip club or casino in a town where people getting tickets for doing absolutely nothing, and is next door to Crossroads Mall and the landfill?

[OKCMallen]

Maybe we could put that in Crossroads Mall once it finally closes down.

Oh. My. God. That's BRILLIANT! Throw Covergirl's, Fancy's, Valley of the Dolls, etc, ALL INSIDE THE MALL! You could just walk from place to place! Put in a casino in the old Montgomery Ward's space, leave Spencer's (fits with this scheme), a couple Priscilla's and a Christie's Toy Box.... hahahah you'd have the USA's first indoor adult mall! Now if THAT ain't tourism-attracting, i don't know what is!

[windowphobe]

Valley Brook is exactly one quarter section (160 acres); the northeast corner is 59th and Eastern, from which it extends half a mile west and south.

[jstanthrnme]

Maybe we could put that in Crossroads Mall once it finally closes down.

Oh. My. God. That's BRILLIANT! Throw Covergirl's, Fancy's, Valley of the Dolls, etc, ALL INSIDE THE MALL! You could just walk from place to place! Put in a casino in the old Montgomery Ward's space, leave Spencer's (fits with this scheme), a couple Priscilla's and a Christie's Toy Box.... hahahah you'd have the USA's first indoor adult mall! Now if THAT ain't tourism-attracting, i don't know what is!

That would be awesome!
Add a hotel nearby, and truckers from across the nation will re-route their hauls.
This would be the dream of every fraternity boy in Norman.

[zrfdude]

Is Priscilla's still around? I swear the last time I was on Memorial, the Priscilla's there had changed to Patricia's or something...

[mdelo58]

Is Priscilla's still around? I swear the last time I was on Memorial, the Priscilla's there had changed to Patricia's or something...

I saw that too. Not sure whats going on.

[ddavidson8]

I always enjoyed Valley of the Dolls. Very dirty girls...

Of course the beer was cheap. That helped. I still think we could relocate all of the strip clubs into crossroads. The we add a swanky by the hour hotel and Crossroads lives again.

Of course the name would have to change to something like XXXrossroads.

[andy157]

Sooner or later OKC will make good on their threat to charge Valley Brook for fire services.(Valley Brook does not have a fire department OCFD responds as a courtesy.) When that time comes you can guarantee Valley Brook will fold like a cheap suitcase.

OKC for the past 4 or 5 years has been charging V.B. for fire protection. They didn't even bat an eye, and they seem to be doing just fine.

[kevinpate]

> they seem to be doing just fine.

aided by the courtesy of all them way too fast left of center folks with the busted taillights

[andy157]

> they seem to be doing just fine.

aided by the courtesy of all them way too fast left of center folks with the busted taillights

No doubt thats true. I'm sure they simply just write more traffic tickets to cover the new and additional cost for fire protection.