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Oh GAWD the Smell!
I heard that it's going to be built entirely out of used Copenhagen cans and spitting out the windows will be not only encouraged, but rewarded with fresh cans of the smokeless tabaccy as well as barrels of light sweet crude for the best "cowboy pinstripe" down the side of the building. There will aslo be a quarterly bonus for "most pedestrians hit in the eye with enthusiastic expectorations" from any floor above #10. It's gonna be saaweeeet.
*p-tooey*
*ting*
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