You can tell from my name that I am currently stranded on the east coast. It is amazing how terrified some people are out here of tornadoes. A fellow Okie at work was laughing about how his wife (A New England girl) was freaked out about the recent tornado warnings we've had out here, lately. He came home and she was sitting in the middle of the living room with pillows and a jug of water. She asked him if he would help her to drag the mattress into the room. When he looked at her with disbelief, she explained that the warnings all said that they should get to the inner most room of the house and hide under mattresses.
In the first place, he told her, no tornadoes were in the vicinity. In the second place, they have a finished basement, underground, complete with a TV and game room...
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