The chemtrails! They're culling the human herd again!

[MadMonk]

Anyone else notice all the criss-crossing contrails (chemtrails!) in the sky today? It looked like a giant tic-tac-toe board (massive gummit spray pattern!).
AEROSOL OPERATION CRIMES & COVER-UP
Chemtrails, an Introduction

Now where did I put my my tinfoil beanie and gas mask?

[Kerry]

How do these people ever muster up the nerve to leave their homes?

[BDP]

How do these people ever muster up the nerve to leave their homes?

According to Steve, they don't and neither do we.

[Kerry]

I don't leave my house because of the poison disguised as airline exhaust. Of course, the vapor trails over my house are 30,000 feet high and come back to Earth about 100 miles out in the Atlantic. It is the vapor trails over Alabam that I have to worry about. Oh well, I have to die of something. I guess it is better than being hit by a bus while crossing the street.

[El Gato Pollo Loco!!!]

Oh no, we're all going to die, it's the end of the world, ect. ect. ect.[/deadpan]

[Easy180]

How could anyone try and discredit the validity and effectiveness of the pulse charts?

Cool charts convince me every time

[Kerry]

Cool charts are why I voted for Ross Perot.