Originally Posted by
Pete
It looks a lot like Ironman races, particularly when there is a steep hill on the bike course.
I did Ironman Wisconsin (in and around Madison) and there is a similar setting on a short but very steep grade. It's fun as all the people are out in the road encouraging you (I'm sure they get asked to help push a thousand times) but tough when you are grinding up the hill on 12-14 hour day and by 10 in the morning everybody around you are drunk partiers. It's less fun the second time you go through on a looped course like Wisconsin because by then you are suffering and people are so hammered they are more obnoxious than encouraging.
There is something similar at Ironman Coeur d'Alene and Vineman in California wine country.
There is also an infamous half-Ironman called Wildflower in the middle of California. After the swim and transition to bike, you head straight up a big hill where it is eerily quiet apart from people trying to grunt their way to the top. Last time I did it, right in the middle of that first hill was a completely topless and well-endowed young woman holding a sign above her head that said, "My eyes are up here". As an added bonus, everyone is moving so slowly that you get a good long look and a chance to thank the nice young lady. A welcome relief from what cyclists call the Hurt Locker because there is no stopping and restarting; you'd have to go all the way back down and start over again due to the steep incline. Some people have no choice but to get off and walk their bikes, but that prompts terrible taunting from the drunken mob, a shaming for the ages. You run down that same hill as you near the finish line of the run (and race) and the crowd will hand you a beer and implore you to chug -- some do, but not yours truly. I did eat a deliciously salty slice of bacon that I was handed; probably equally unwise but it really hit the spot as did the ice-cold beer after the finish.
Also at Wildflower, they used to have naked bike aid stations run by students from nearby Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. They more or less cracked down on that (fun killers!) but it would still happen a bit on the most remote parts of the course. The whole thing is held at a lake in the middle of nowhere and everyone (20,000+) has to camp on site. As part of a long-running tradition, the student volunteers still streak through the campgrounds the night before the race.
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