Last night, I received an email from some guy in Europe named Jim. He said that I was randomly selected to receive $200,000. All I have to do is send him my bank account information, social, and some other personal information, and the money will be deposited within a few days. I can't wait to quit my job and live the good life. Man, I'm so lucky to have received this once in a lifetime email! Don't worry guys, you're luck will turn someday. As for all of you little people reading this at home, you can all wash my windows before I drive away in my new BMW.



Jake