The day that I buy into that aspersion is the day that I disbelieve the rumors regarding food poisoning at the Jack-in-the-Box across the street from the Winchester Drive-In. And right after I pay tree-fiddy to keep the Coodys away. (JOOK: Has the "Home Remodeling Shyster" who was caught on camera via An Official In-Your-Corner News Exposé actually ever gone out of business? Or were his pockets deep enough to correct the misperception?)