How about two in your bed???

Yes it really happened to us. I woke up feeling a sharp burn in my finger and started howling like a little girl. Both my wife and I jumped out of bed and flung the blanket back and sure enough there was one of those pecker head scorpions crawling around. I promptly killed it and after a while we went back to bed. Right after my wife tells me how she has a huge phobia about scorpions she lets out the loudest f bomb ever and jumps out again.....I somehow telaported horizontally from the bed out of the room in a split second but turned around to make sure to kill this one too. The stings hurt for a good day or two and then itched for another few days. I sprayed our room and closet with some good stuff and in the process found a few brown recluses too. We live out in the boonies by Tecumseh...Thank god we are moving to OKC...Every night I jump up at least once and turn the light on looking for one of those devil creatures.