So, I was just poking around the website and saw that I have not chosen an Avatar yet.
I stopped thought, what actually does avatar mean anyway? And do I want to have one? (In elementary school was told my epidermis was showing and got so freaked out I hid in the bathroom until my teacher came and got me....didn't want to make the same mistake with avatar)
Wikipedia helped me out:
"Avatar or Avatara (Sanskrit: अवतार, IAST Avatāra), often translated into English as incarnation, literally means descent (avatarati) and usually implies a deliberate descent from higher spiritual realms to lower realms of existence for special purposes. Descents that are of importance are mainly those of the Supreme Being which are plenary and marked with superhuman qualities. Other types of descents are limited expansions of Ishvara, and some that are descents of lesser empowered divinities. The term is used primarily in Hinduism for descents of Vishnu whom Vaishnava Hindus (one of the largest branches of Hinduism)[1] worship as the Supreme God, a distinctive feature of Vaishnavism."
So, I thought, well I guess I could be from a higher being, but if I have super human qualities, I haven't quite figured them out yet. Unless of course you call taking out the trash for my wife without her asking one.
Then I was creeped out by the literal interpretation of the word "avatar". It's meaning "descent" reminded me of one of the more scary movies I have seen in the last couple of years (The Descent). Those creatures in that movies had super human powers...they could walk on the ceilings in complete darkness (in a cave) and though they were extremely ugly, apparently they had super human ears too. Did I mention they could chomp your head off in one bite?
But what really got me was when I decided to see if there were any cool avatars to choose from. There were 22. And out of 22, there were 9 females. Not that I was going to choose a female avatar, but I realized that 33% of the avatars for women are of Paris Hilton. I mean really? I think the only other two I even recognized was Ali Larter and Bettie Page. So there it is ladies, you can either be Bettie, Ali, Paris (with long hair), Paris (with short hair), Paris (showing a smile), or generic picture.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled avatarist
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