I Have Learned...

[Dennis Heaton]

I've learned -

That you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

What have you learned?

[Mel]

My 15 minutes were up awhile ago.

[Prunepicker]

I've learned that...
dogs love unconditionally.
women are fickle and men have contracted a different fickleness.
dogs love unconditionally.
women are from Venus and men are from Mars.
dogs love unconditionally.
I shot three rounds into my neighbors window. She retaliated with a rocked
launcher.
her dog still loves me unconditionally.

[ctchandler]

With credit to the Pennsylvania Dutch,
Kissin' don't last, cookin' do.
C. T.

[Dennis Heaton]

Kissin' don't last, cookin' do.

C.T....That IS priceless!

[PennyQuilts]

If your female friend likes your boyfriend/male but your male friend/father/brother thinks he's a lightweight, listen to your male friend. Men see things in other men a lot of women miss or don't realize are important.

[Chadanth]

If your female friend likes your boyfriend/male but your male friend/father/brother thinks he's a lightweight, listen to your male friend. Men see things in other men a lot of women miss or don't realize are important.

The reverse is true as well. Good one.

[Stew]

You can't kill the rooster.

[Dubya61]

You can't kill the rooster.

There's no better tasting fried chicken than a mean rooster.

[boscorama]

Never make a bet with your hair stylist. If you do, don't win the bet!

[OKCTalker]

"Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made." - George Burns

[kelroy55]

I've learned -

That you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

I've learned that some people haven't learned that yet.

[PennyQuilts]

I have learned that some charming old guys can easily score big points by referring to grey headed fifty somethings as "young lady."

[Dennis Heaton]

I have learned that some charming old guys can easily score big points by referring to grey headed fifty somethings as "young lady."

Love your post, young lady.

[Dennis Heaton]

I've learned -

That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

[ljbab728]

I have learned that some charming old guys can easily score big points by referring to grey headed fifty somethings as "young lady."

PQ, since I'm certainly older than you, you must be talking about me.

[RadicalModerate]

I've learned that it is very important not to sweat the small stuff--without forgetting the details--and to have the wisdom to know the difference.

I've also learned that preparing and sharing good food, is one of the best investments of time, money and talent one can make.

(remember that: "This I Believe" thing on NPR or PBS a few years ago?)

How about this: Don't say it if you don't mean it and don't say it mean if you do . . ?

[Dennis Heaton]

I've also learned that preparing and sharing good food, is one of the best investments of time, money and talent one can make.

You are sooooo right! Good Food...Good Friends...Good Times.

[Dennis Heaton]

I've learned -

That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

[Richard at Remax]

...that NO ONE wins an argument in the Politics Section

[Just the facts]

...a few people get what they pay for, most get less than they pay for, and almost no one gets more than they pay for.

[kevinpate]

Some people can readily make one want to scream and throw bricks, but whether one actually does, well, that's a personal decision. Don't lay it off on the instigator.

[Just the facts]

This one isn't mine - but I find it to be accurate

Women get married to men thinking he will change - but he doesn't
Men get married to women thinking she won't change - but she does.

[Dennis Heaton]

Men get married to women thinking she won't change - but she does.

ROFLOL! Ain't that the truth!

[ljbab728]

This one isn't mine - but I find it to be accurate

Women get married to men thinking he will change - but he doesn't
Men get married to women thinking she won't change - but she does.

Kerry, so what happens when men get married to men or women get married to women?