Odd Humor

[Plutonic Panda]

Found this awesome Facebook page and thought I would post some things time to time for people with a strange sense of humor who don't have or choose not have access to have Facebook.

My main source for this will be See More(a Facebook page). https://www.facebook.com/seewaymore?...ocation=stream

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Tea Shirt



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This reminds me of something. . . just can't put my tongue on it

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Consuela is real!!!!!!

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Anyone who plays Call of Duty should get this

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In a Parallel Universe(I love these!!!!)

[RadicalModerate]

I don't get any of those . . . They must be too eccentric or sumpin'.

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I don't get any of those . . . They must be too eccentric or sumpin'.

None? Nada??? Hopefully down the road I'll post some you can relate to

[RadicalModerate]

None? Nada??? Hopefully down the road I'll post some you can relate to

"Moy brayn 'urts . . ."

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If you ever get sad just look at this picture of a man with his onion

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Ok, RadMod, was this how you learned to cuss????? Ol' boys be trussin and cussin

LEARNING TO CUSS
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss". The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios".

WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios"..

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From Email:

''In England's schools today......................
Registry on the first day back at school in Birmingham , ENGLAND ..
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:-
"Mustafa Al EZheri?" "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here"
"Ali Son al En” - silence in the classroom.

"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.

The teacher repeated the call.
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher.
I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen''

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Your Dictator's Hanging Out



From Tosh.o blog: Your Dictator's Hanging Out | Tosh.0 Blog

[kevinpate]

I so love my warped kin. From a relative's facebook page -

Driving home last night I realized
first it was armadillos
then skunks
and now apparently coyotes.

Somewhere there is an evil chicken saying
"yeah you can do it!
Oh too bad? Next!!!"

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[RadicalModerate]

(my favorite cartoon EVER =)

[OKCisOK4me]

Farside comics were the best!

[RadicalModerate]

Farside comics were the best!

I agree without reservation.
They, that is Gary Larson's Cultural Observations, established a benchmark of Oddness in the field of Humor that others can only aspire to.
(or is that, "to which others can only aspire"? =)

I should know the answer to that question on account of I attended The Midvale School for The Gifted. =)

Here's another one of my favorites. I liked it even before I became a Hobby Cook. =)



A Little Contribution to The Cause . . .
"Organic Chicken? Of course I want Organic Chicken.
I certainly don't want INorganic Chicken . . . like made out of rocks or sumpin'."

[zookeeper]

The ice cream cones in the parallel universe eating kids at the "Children" stand was hilarious. And I'm with ya, alternate reality jokes are the best! Thanks, Panda.

[Plutonic Panda]

Haha no worries, I'll be posting some more of those a little later. There are some really good ones that I have yet to post!

A few might be a bit disturbing though...

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This is soooooo true though!