7-11 sells fine wine.

[KenRagsdale]

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[tomokc]

Not in Oklahoma they won't.

[Bunty]

Not in Oklahoma they won't.

Yeah, the Republicans at the State Capitol have to stand up for the profit interests of the liquor store owners. Who knows how many millions of their profits would be wiped out of convenience stores could start selling wine. It would already be bad enough for them, if it was just limited to grocery stores.

[soonerguru]

Yeah, the Republicans at the State Capitol have to stand up for the profit interests of the liquor store owners. Who knows how many millions of their profits would be wiped out of convenience stores could start selling wine. It would already be bad enough for them, if it was just limited to grocery stores.

Too bad, so sad.

[Bunty]

Too bad, so sad.

Hopefully, we can bypass the legislators, provided some organization can get its act together and launch an adequately financed petition process next year, so we can vote yes on enabling grocery stores to sell wine in grocery stores in Nov. of 2014. I can NOT get http://ww.okmodernlaws.com to come up, so at this point, I tend to have doubts.

[Achilleslastand]

I myself wont step foot into a 7-11 until they start selling crappy 1$ sandwiches and the latest copy of jugs magazine.

[RadicalModerate]

I myself wont step foot into a 7-11 until they start selling crappy 1$ sandwiches and the latest copy of jugs magazine.

Since they already sell crappy 1$ sandwiches is the key word, in your statement, "and" (in connection with offering Juggs magazine)?
(when i was in high school and college i worked at a newstand/tobacco shop that sold "men's" magazines so that's why i know the proper spelling of Juggs =)

7-Eleven: Home of Crappy $1 Sandwiches, and Juggs of Fine Wine
(They ought to patch together an ad featuring Orson Welles as a spokesperson!)
(I know, I know: He's dead. But they can work miracles with modern video editing.)

[Achilleslastand]

Since they already sell crappy 1$ sandwiches is the key word, in your statement, "and" (in connection with offering Juggs magazine)?
(when i was in high school and college i worked at a newstand/tobacco shop that sold "men's" magazines so that's why i know the proper spelling of Juggs =)

7-Eleven: Home of Crappy $1 Sandwiches, and Juggs of Fine Wine
(They ought to patch together an ad featuring Orson Welles as a spokesperson!)
(I know, I know: He's dead. But they can work miracles with modern video editing.)

So its double GG instead of single G.......gotcha haha.

[RadicalModerate]

So its double GG instead of single G.......gotcha haha.

If you wish, in order to remember it, you can think of it as a type of "G-string" . . .

Thinking back about that job, and the magazines on the rack at the store, is like taking a walk down mammary lane . . .

[Teo9969]

If you wish, in order to remember it, you can think of it as a type of "G-string" . . .

Thinking back about that job, and the magazines on the rack at the store, is like taking a walk down mammary lane . . .

RM has won the internet for today.

[MustangGT]

Wine at less that $25 a bottle is by definition crap!

[OKCisOK4me]

Wine at less that $25 a bottle is by definition crap!

Okie Dokie Smokie! Go into any liquor store and there are plenty of bottles of wine under $25 that are highly rated with 97+ ratings. If you know anything about wine then you'll know what that means.

[MustangGT]

Okie Dokie Smokie! Go into any liquor store and there are plenty of bottles of wine under $25 that are highly rated with 97+ ratings. If you know anything about wine then you'll know what that means.

I do and I am still not impressed. I have tasted many wines rated that high that tasted like vinegar. Drink what you like not what some rating dolt says.

[OKCisOK4me]

I do and I am still not impressed. I have tasted many wines rated that high that tasted like vinegar. Drink what you like not what some rating dolt says.

Damn straight, which is why I don't need to buy $25+ bottles of wine to enjoy the sip, lol. Have fun wasting your money though ;-)

[ljbab728]

Damn straight, which is why I don't need to buy $25+ bottles of wine to enjoy the sip, lol. Have fun wasting your money though ;-)

I absolutely agree with you. It might be fun to splurge occasionally on a very expensive bottle of wine. But there are many very good options for much more reasonable prices.

[Teo9969]

Wine at less that $25 a bottle is by definition crap!

Then what does that make wine that is $100/bottle and not half as good as the $20 bottle?

[RadicalModerate]

Then what does that make wine that is $100/bottle and not half as good as the $20 bottle?

They call it "Sucker Juice" in the trade . . .
(just keepin' the "theme du jour" going . . . =)

Oh! If you really want to learn something about The Wine Industry all you have to do is watch the film, "Corked".
It's, like, The Spinal Tap of wine movies.

[RadicalModerate]

"Neither the "Rating System" nor "The Price" is the True Measure of 'Fine Wine'
The True Measure is how fast it runs through a sieve, as timed with a stopwatch.
The Faster, the Finer. And rest assured that 7-Eleven will sell only The Fastest."


"I will drink no wine before it's timed."

[RadicalModerate]

♪ ♫ Now when the word was Thunderbird ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ And the price recorded twice ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ Drinkin' wine and lovin' you was fun. ♫ ♪

Yearn no longer for the Halcyon Daze of yesteryear, Billy Joe Shaver fans . . .



Coming Soon to an Upscale 7-Eleven near you.
And Cheap at Twice the Price!
Proven by independent testing labs to be some of the Fastest Fine Wine ever.

[RadicalModerate]

"Hi! I'm Casey Jones . . .


". . . and the fine folks at 7-Eleven have asked me to remind you that no wine is Finer than

"Make no mistake. A Night Train is always Faster than a Thunderbird . . . Especially an Express."
"And will be available soon at a Fine 7-Eleven near you."
"The fastest, finest thing is the convenient screwtop bottle at no extra charge!"
"The fine folks at Night Train Express Labs believe in doing their part to save the cork forests."
"It's the only fine red wine that's Green."

"I'm not sure who that Casey Jones poser was . . .
But he sure knows his wine. Especially the fine kind."

[RadicalModerate]

"Hi, I'm what's left of Neil Diamond."

"You may remember me from hits such as Red, Red Wine and Cracklin' Rosé . . .

"Yes, obviously, I know my wines. And when it comes down to Fine Wine
it should be obvious that nothing is faster than . . .


"Don't be a Solitary Man. Set your 20/20 Vision on making your way
to the nearest 7-Eleven which is now selling this Fine product in the entire rainbow
of designer colors! Buy some, phone your friends and have a party!"

"I don't care if You Don't Send Me Flowers Anymore . . .
as long as you send me some MD 20/20 from 7-Eleven."