Mack Brown's Latest Recruiting Trip

[Misty]

Can't wait to head to Big D tomorrow!

[PapaJack]

I just love the first week in October. I hope I don't get 15 yards for piling on.
And i don't hang out at Henry Hudson's.


1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin?
A huddle.

2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?
The police.

3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes Your
Honor, No Your Honor.

4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense,
so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey.

5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.

6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please
rise?

7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you
swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!

8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to
scout high school kids.

9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to
build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to
walk to school.

10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.

11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football
field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have
to resort to robbing people.

13. BOOK 'EM, HORNS!

[MadMonk]

Here's a couple.

[okclee]

Way to go BongHorns.

[bombermwc]

I am on OU fan, but i think we've actually got our share of players with a record too...not too proud of it.

[PUGalicious]

How does the saying go? People who live in glass houses...

[soonersweetie]

Too funny!!

Way to go Sooners! Great game in Dallas on Saturday! That DeMarco Murray is just amazing!