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The wild turkeys of the USA are tired of seeing the slaughter of domesticated brethren being celebrated on a yearly basis, so they're going to thin out the human population a bit. How many wild turkeys would it take to kill a person?

Wild turkeys start at 25 feet away and all come from one direction in a loose group. Lady turkeys versus a lady or man turkeys versus a gentleman. Human is average, wearing jeans and a sweatshirt, and is unarmed. Fight takes place in a fenced back yard. The fence is too high to climb and the doors to the house and gate are locked. The only option is to fight. There are no usable weapons available. No sticks or rocks or anything.