The wild turkeys of the USA are tired of seeing the slaughter of domesticated brethren being celebrated on a yearly basis, so they're going to thin out the human population a bit. How many wild turkeys would it take to kill a person? Wild turkeys start at 25 feet away and all come from one direction in a loose group. Lady turkeys versus a lady or man turkeys versus a gentleman. Human is average, wearing jeans and a sweatshirt, and is unarmed. Fight takes place in a fenced back yard. ...