That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously. Stopping the flick isn't gonna stop that.

Outstanding. Now all we need is a deck of cards.

"We've got Bush. We've got Bush." Curtis Armstrong as Dudley "Booger" Dawson in "Revenge of the Nerds."

Do I look like the kind of person who cares what God thinks? (Pinhead/Hellraiser) :voted:

I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

"Son, you got a panty on your head"...Raising Arizona..as Nicholas Cage robs a convience store with pantyhose over his face.

You don't buy black underwear unless you want somebody to see it.

"Judgment Day: The end of the world. It's today, about 3 hours from now."

--Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
:Smiley171

Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

"You see that sky today? Talk about blue."

"We got no food. We got no job. Our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"

"-What's the soup of the day?
-It's the soup du jour.
-Mmm. That sounds good. I'll have that."

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Nee. (Nee!)

Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.

(Nee!)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but den, so is high school.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

We are the Keepers of the Sacred Words Ni, Peng and Nooowooooom (Ni!)

We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Nee. (Nee!)

Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.

(Nee!)
Awesome Movie!! LOL!! I got that on dvd.

Awesome Movie!! LOL!! I got that on dvd.Greatest! Movie! Eva! I just saw the DVD for the first time and saw the Lego part. Died Laughing....

Oh...I mean....

Fine. Um, I don't want to waste anymore of your time, but, uh, I don't suppose you could uh, tell us where we might find a, um--find a uh-- a um-- a uh--

A what??

A g-- a-- a g-- a g-- a gr--

A GRAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yes, I think so (Y--y--yes)(Yes)(Yup)(That's it)

YES!!!!!!!

Oh! Oh! Thank you...

I think there was a chinese version on it as well, right? or japanese? Geez, I cant remember, that means I got to watch it to find out. Lol!!

We are the Keepers of the Sacred Words Ni, Peng and Nooowooooom (Ni!)

I have no idea what movie you guys are talking about. Anyway...

"Of course it's about the money. That's why they call it money!!"

Sorry, gang, I got the quote wrong. It's:

"Everybody needs money, that's why they call it money."

I think there was a chinese version on it as well, right? or japanese? Geez, I cant remember, that means I got to watch it to find out. Lol!!A couple scenes where they have a Japanese version of the French Taunter and the Knights who say "Ni!"

I have no idea what movie you guys are talking about. Anyway...
The Greastest Movie Eva Made...AKA "Monty Python And The Holy Grail"

Someday lad, all this will be yours!

What, the curtains?

It's not a matter of where he grips it, it's a matter of weight ratio!

(rolling down a large hill) As....You....Wish!!!......

Seth Davis: Fine! I'll take you off my list of successful people today!

Jim Young: And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done.

Jim Young: They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fu$ki%^ smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.

Jim Young: Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't ****ing have any.

Seth Davis: The only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks, and Alan, I don't see a number on your back.


Pickup your skirt grab your balls and lets make some money.

No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular...[sigh]

Idiom, sir?

Idiom!

Metro....what movie was that from? I think I've seen it, but for the life of me I can't remember the name. I wanna say it was Suckers.

Kalifornia - Early don't eat breakfast. He thinks its a conspiracy put together by the cereal people. -When you first meet people all you notice are the differences between you and them, but as time passes you start noticing the similarities. I guess that's how all friendships begin. -Door! Where ya been? -Put your titty back in your robe, Adele. DarlingDiva

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

What we have here is a failure to communicate...

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

- Airplane

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

-Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Have fun storming the castle!

It's only a model! (Shhh!)

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not argue about who killed who."

And now for something completely different.....

King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her. She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge ... tracts of land.

French Knight (http://www.garnersclassics.com/Name?Cleese,+John): You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts:Smiley051

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! PPPPPHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

PPPHHHHTTTTT!!!! We should just rename this forum to Monty Python. LOL!!!

Say hello to my little friend!!!! BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking again.

-The GodFather

duuuuude! Sweeeeeet!

And then they ate Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

yay!!

Fat man in a little coat...

Barb, honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore

DD

-Sorry brother, I just wanted to feel the power between my legs

DD

-It's Doctor Evil. I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 6 years to be called Mister. -No, this is me in a nut shell; Help! I'm in a nut shell! how did i get into this nutshell? what kind of nut has a shell like this one? -I've got a whole bag of SHHH with your name on it DD:Smiley093

-Did you hear the one about the guy who was too poor to get personalized plates so he changed his name to J3L2404?
DD

-Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother ****a. Say what one more goddamn time

Awwww...look at him....and 'is wee little boots

-Say what again. Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you mother ****a. Say what one more goddamn time
Pulp Fiction - My Favorite Movie!!!..

Holy testicle Tuesday!

I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity.

Dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria.

How about we just rename this thread to "El Locos and Wolfs Movie Quotes and Monty Python Extravaganza!!!"

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that s*** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your a**. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a m*****f***** 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some s*** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting
my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that s*** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

A bunch of hokey religons and ancient weapons ain't no match for a good blaster at your side kid.

"What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."