Mr Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star", "Borderline", but when she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I just tuned out....

"Lick me, all of you"

"Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky sh*t goin' on there. And it's green too!"

"Sure you can bother me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up".

-:Smiley181 Happy Gilmore

"I'm going to go home grab a shower and a shave give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way"

Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers got to hug!!!!!!!!!

If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.

They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch...Watch it go into my mouth and down my throat...

Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look!

May the schwartz be with you!

The name's Barf. I'm a mog, half man half dog. I'm my own bestfriend

Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

Well, I guess it started during my first year of the second grade, when I was eating lunch and caught my reflection in a spoon, and I thought to myself, 'Hey, Derek, you're ridiculously good looking! And I thought maybe I could do that for a career.

Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses

***THIS HAS TO BE A RECORD FOR THE LONGEST THREAD..GEEZZ YOU PEOPLE JUST KEEP GOING. WELL WHO AM I TO STOP IT?***

"Just tap it in...tap..tap..tap.. it in."

***THIS HAS TO BE A RECORD FOR THE LONGEST THREAD..GEEZZ YOU PEOPLE JUST KEEP GOING. WELL WHO AM I TO STOP IT?***

"Just tap it in...tap..tap..tap.. it in."
that has to be Caddyshack 2......
correct me if I am wrong.

This thread just keeps going and going and going.

Yeah, and there were horses, and a guy on fire, and I killed a man with a trident!

that has to be Caddyshack 2......
correct me if I am wrong.

This thread just keeps going and going and going.
Correction....Happy Gilmore....my favorite all time comedy!!!:Smiley233

Well what are we supposed to do you moron?

Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson charged with Kennedy assassination.

This movie was shot in 3-B! 3 Beers and it looks good, eh?

Bob: You okay, hoser?

Doug: (Imitating Darth Vader) I am your father Luke! Give into the dark side of the force, you nob!

Bob: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh?

Correction....Happy Gilmore....my favorite all time comedy!!!:Smiley233
my bad...

May the schwartz be with you!

Oh oh, I know I know. Spaceballs

"Not bad for a little fur ball."

I'm all right; it's just a fur ball; it's nothing. Strangely, I haven't had fur for a fortnight.

Enough! What are you doing in my house? Hey! Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.

Join the club. We got jackets.

Aww, look at his wee lil' boots!

I didn't want to get sloppy so I switched from drinking whiskey to beer.

Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her the hot beef injection?

this is the worse fake ID ever. you made yourself 69 years old.

I think my sight's improving. Before I could only see a dark blur, now I can see a light blur

Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here...now...thank you. How are you? *wince*

I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down
and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. ... Fine, I'm gonna clean mine! ...

Cut the horses***, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it

You ought not talk that way. You just a boy.

I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.

Hey, MasterWolf, nice picture of DarlingDiva....I see you caught her by surprise.LOL J/k

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f***ing Peace Corps.

Ha ha he he,

Oh Keith you are killin me.You know you are right, I should have at least done something with my hair huh?

:Lies: DarlingDiva

Not Deer! BEER!

My job is to make sure you do your job. I'm special council for internal affairs, so my...jurisdiction is pretty much in your face!

You've got me? Who's got you?

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.

Hey man check the first few pages. That one's already there...

You're Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?

Hey man check the first few pages. That one's already there...Sorry, didn't mean harm...besides, 8 pages is a lot to go through (even if it was on the first page).....

What did you expect? "Welcome sonny," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my daughter." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons.

Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked, in the head, by an iron boot? Of course you don't--no one does--that never happens

Why don't you wake up and smell what you're shoveling?

I'm just trying to choke down a twenty year old Twinkie.

Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!

I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.

The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing...

I gotta say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, metal, and G-U-T-S, guts! Why, Ted Striker has got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!

I guess irony can be pretty ironic at times.

Type something will ya, we're paying for this

Rusty: Dad, you must've jumped this thing 50 yards!
Clark: That's nothing to be proud of, Russ. (With a prideful smerk. Under his breath) Fifty yards.

Ahh, Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia, is it?