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mranderson
10-06-2005, 03:13 PM
What is the weirdest song you have heard? By lyrics. It can be a recitation (as they call it in the country music industry a "talkin' song") or a regular one.

For me it would be "Looking out my back door." By CCR. My idol John Fogerty must have been a little juiced when he wrote that one. My favorite by them, but strange lyrics.

MadMonk
10-06-2005, 04:01 PM
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven. I've never really understood that song. Its great music though.

windowphobe
10-06-2005, 05:51 PM
I defy anyone to outweird "Paralyzed" by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy.

Curt
10-06-2005, 09:17 PM
"There comming to take me away haha", by Dr. Demento

karlanee
10-07-2005, 09:15 PM
MMM MMM MMM MMM by Crash Test Dummies

Half (or more) of the songs by Pink Floyd makes no sense unless you are stoned or drunk.

Karried
10-08-2005, 03:12 PM
Stairway to Heaven, one of my all time favorites -

I thought a song that was so weird was " Mama's got a squeeze box on her chest" !! ??? What the heck does that mean or do I want to know?? Maybe I don't even have the lyrics right but that's what I always belt out ... in and out, in and out... lol



Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

mranderson
10-08-2005, 03:52 PM
"There comming to take me away haha", by Dr. Demento

The resitation was recorded by an artiest billing himself as Napoleon XIV. It was only FEATURED on Dr. Demento.

fromdust
10-09-2005, 12:35 PM
nirvana. some of the lyrics.... hmmm. from heart-shaped box. "meat -eating orchids forgive no one just yet
cut myself on angel's hair and baby's breath
broken hymen of your highness i'm left black
throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back" what???

Curt
10-09-2005, 06:10 PM
The resitation was recorded by an artiest billing himself as Napoleon XIV. It was only FEATURED on Dr. Demento.
My bad...my c.d say Dr.Demento.

Curt
10-09-2005, 06:12 PM
Stairway to Heaven, one of my all time favorites -

I thought a song that was so weird was " Mama's got a squeeze box on her chest" !! ??? What the heck does that mean or do I want to know?? Maybe I don't even have the lyrics right but that's what I always belt out ... in and out, in and out... lol



Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night
I could be wrong...but would it be she played an acordian?
Either way it can be taken another way...:)

Midtowner
12-23-2005, 08:33 AM
Anything on Pink Floyd's "Atom Heart Mother" album.

dirtrider73068
12-23-2005, 09:30 AM
That song is called squeeze box by I think the guess who or the who.
I think the wierd one is whole lotta love by zepplin.



QUOTE=Karried]Stairway to Heaven, one of my all time favorites -

I thought a song that was so weird was " Mama's got a squeeze box on her chest" !! ??? What the heck does that mean or do I want to know?? Maybe I don't even have the lyrics right but that's what I always belt out ... in and out, in and out... lol



Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night[/QUOTE]

Midtowner
12-23-2005, 09:38 AM
Squeaze box = breasts

Music all night = loud sex.

Jack
12-27-2005, 03:06 PM
The Christmas Song, "A Wonderful Christmas Time."

Karried
12-27-2005, 04:50 PM
Squeeze box = breasts

Music all night = loud sex.


That's exactly what I thought - as a child I was grossed out by that song - I think I still am!

fromdust
12-28-2005, 01:40 PM
That's exactly what I thought - as a child I was grossed out by that song - I think I still am!


not trying to be offensive, but i can think of another thing that a squeeze box could refer to..... i'll leave it at that.

Karried
12-28-2005, 01:43 PM
LOL ! That song has many a deep meaning doesn't it?

Jack
12-29-2005, 04:12 PM
La La La La La Bambi!

Curt
12-29-2005, 04:15 PM
not trying to be offensive, but i can think of another thing that a squeeze box could refer to..... i'll leave it at that.
Could you please explain? :doh:

fromdust
12-29-2005, 06:39 PM
it could be breasts, but the lyrics say she is wearing it on her chest. but my explination probably isnt better. when you countinue with the song it talks about her squeezen and teasen and all sorts of stuff. daddy cant sleep at night. so this is what i got from it. squeeze box.. take a dive to the south of th breasts, this area is sometimes refered to as the love BOX, and she can squeeze this to make it feel really good. ok, thats what i got from it. maybe i was thinking about it too much.

Curt
12-29-2005, 11:54 PM
I was only kidding :), I knew what you meant.

fromdust
01-04-2006, 01:42 PM
I was only kidding :), I knew what you meant.


and now i feel stupid for not picking up on that. :)

Curt
01-04-2006, 02:09 PM
and now i feel stupid for not picking up on that. :)
Welcome to my world :LolLolLol

citizenkane
01-13-2006, 10:33 PM
Ella Guru by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band.

windowphobe
01-14-2006, 11:56 AM
Fast and bulbous, tight also. :)

El Gato Pollo Loco!!!
01-17-2006, 02:38 PM
That song is called squeeze box by I think the guess who or the who.

It was The Who who sang it. Originally off the album "The Who By Numbers" album in 1975

And on another note, I think it's great how this turned from a thread about silly songs into a thread analyzing this song. Halarious!

Midtowner
01-19-2006, 01:24 PM
Pink Floyd's entire Atom Heart Mother album.

I hate to say it, but besides the 'breakfast cereal' part, I got to like that album a lot.

SecretAsianMan
02-08-2006, 03:27 AM
I stepped into the Deli last year and found local band 40 Minutes of Hell playing. That was pretty much the wierdest stuff I've ever heard, but wierd in a cool way.

okcerintul
02-24-2006, 11:49 AM
Weirdest song in my mind...

The Ledge by Fleetwood Mac.