A random number sent me a text with this link in it today. Turned out to be the wrong number, but I read the story anyway.

http://todayinawesome.com/blog/2015/10/28/this-twitter-story-is-definitely-worth-a-moment-of-your-time

"This story is one for the ages".......not hardly.

I did learn a few things though....
Proper stripper lingo....
And never to eat at Hooters again.

And what's a hoeism?

not the best idea to click on links from unknown sources though

just sayin

" ,,,
And what's a hoeism?

The ties that bind the hearts and souls of hoes together.
(not too be confused with the physical restraints sometimes used by hoes when they party.)